The FARANG Speaks 2 Much

Went to Bed club the other night to hang out with some famous photogs doing some work in Thailand. I got into the Bed club with them on model night and since they were the only guys in the club allowed to cruise around with cameras, we got a lot of attention. Good for me. I was chatting up the Serbian and Brazialian models - picking up their breadcrumbs so to speak. I can’t complain. I can bottomfish. I know when to play cool by association. I know what I am. Anyway. Hanging out with the photogs while we cruised around taking pics of models and hot Thai girls I started to watch the non-model white girls and noticed their behavior.

They were Peacocking. They were wearing colorful and suggestive clothing, dancing a little more animated than the rest and so willing to talk to me. More willing than they usually are. I dare say some of them almost acted like they were throwing themselves at me. I was enthralled. So many decisions to make. Chat with models who I am sure were never going to give me the time of day but damn they were nice to look at, take down a white girl(moo herding) or see if all the attention allowed me to step it up a notch with a hot Thai girl.

Tough call really. I won’t disclose it all but I will say that the models are boring. They chain smoke, look at each other and entertain their gay boy toys almost to the point that I was thinking there is not much to these girls. When asked what they do with their time they talked about work, partying, drugs, and traveling. No off the beaten path traveling and no interesting experiences to share. I was kind of bored. Sure. Banging one must be great(bragging rights) - hot body and all but one wonders how great they are in bed. I am sure there are exceptions to the rule and I won’t turn down a chance to get to know a model or bed one down but I did not find myself that intrigued by it all.

The white girls. Well. They tended to talk to much - about themselves and proceeded to get smashed. Then they asked all the normal questions - why are u here, do like prostitutes, why do guys like the Thai girls. We all know why. Enough said and contrary to your beliefs not every Thai girl is a prostitute. Plus - not being a moo herder I decided the Peacocking was just a lot of show - no substance. So I turned my attention to a few hot Thai girls. I struck out though. It could have been that the girl I had locked onto had seen me earlier slobbering all over the the models. So I guess I kind of miscalculated but hell I got into the club and drank for free. Can’t say it was all bad.