The FARANG Speaks 2 Much

Every once in a while I have to go research something. Do it for the team so to speak. We need good copy. U remember Malaysia don’t u? So this time I ventured over to Suk Soi 26 - the little annex soi with all the massage places and decided to go for a little rub and tug. I was tired anyway so the idea of having to work for it did not make sense to me. Lately my go go pulls have not been anything to write home about so I decided to stick to the massage places for a bit. I cruised up the soi one time - was going to try Angels cause I have heard about their - ball massage but just before I walked in I started talking to a girl who worked at Cherry Massage…

She said it was her fist day. Hmmm. Fresh meat but at a massage place that may not be such a good idea and then she explained first day at Cherry. She used to work at a hotel near the old airport but now that the airport has moved the “massage” business around the old airport is toast. So we verified she has skills but new to Cherry. Okay. My guess was me being new to Cherry and this girl being new to me and Cherry would somehow translate to a good time. Meaning - I would have thought they would have made sure I had a good time so I would be back for repeat business. Plus miss newbie would be hoping to score a new regular. Well at least that is how it works on paper but this is Thailand.

I paid for my hour and half. 550 baht I think. Right away if u are paying that much just to get the room - then u would think something besides a simple rub would be in order. Note to self. We went to the 3rd floor to a room. Cherry actually has a rooms, bed and a shower. Nice. Places like Sabai Sabai massage on Suk Soi 11 have only cubicles and I don’t like hearing the dude next to me get that final tug so to speak. Room, bed, shower and dim lighting appeared to be all on the right track. Mind u. I was not really looking for sex but just a good rub down and a happy ending. Simple strokes for simple folks.

She told me her name. I took a shower. Assumed the prone position and she rubbed away. Not a bad rubdown by any means but not sensual at all. Flip over. Repeat. No close calls. Was starting to wonder about this place. Close to 20 mins left and she finishes up. Okay. I figure the what would u like question would come up next. Nope. I started to talk about what could be done with the last 20 minutes. She talked about talking and laying down together. Yeah - like lay down naked or something. What is she thinking…

Okay. At this point I could just demand what I want. But this is like a food critic walking into a restaurant and declaring himself a food critic. That is cheating. So I had to just let it play out so I could get a sense of how lame the place is. See, if it was a good place she would know what to ask, what to do and how much to charge for it. She clearly did not or felt like she did not want to. I gave it a few more minutes. Screw it. I popped up. Showered and gave her a pathetic tip. Of course that set her off and she asked why. I was like if I wanted just a massage I would have went to any old place and paid 1/3 as much for a normal oil massage but I came to Soi Rub and Tug to get a happy ending or something along those lines. U did not deliver. This place sucks. I told the lady at the desk the same on the way out. Should have went to Angels is my guess.

So I hit Suk feeling pent up. I made a call. Tulip beckoned. I went. I got rubbed, sucked and well - u know. Worked like a charm. This place knows how to do it and I am sure the management tells the ladies what to do and that is why this place does well. Cherry needs some work because Tulip has better flowers.

Go forth and prosper…