The FARANG Speaks 2 Much

You may have read about Day 1 here and if so you probably know that yes I paid a barfine and did not do the deed, but never fear since Day 2 was quite eventful. I got up early since I calculated that the more time I had the more chances I had to get laid. First stop though was to get something to eat and catch up on email/blog. The reason I stay at the Rising Sun is that it is a short walk to Shenanigans by the Marriott. They have free wifi but a wacky breakfast that they only serve until 12. I just don’t get not having breakfast all day. Anyway - I snarfed on some wifi, downed some coffee and defended myself against a constant barrage of questions regarding when and if I would eat. Seems having coffee and using the airwaves is against protocol. They need to wake up and smell the internet age.

Coffee down I txtd my location to the cowboy and I headed off to see if anything would stir my juices at the Tahitian Queen. I like TQ because they are open early, it feels like night time once inside, they have a no girls allowed policy, they have few(not many) daytime cuties and they have short time facilities on site. I had one drink, surveyed the possibilities and decided to move on.

We headed to Soi 6 or as some people like to call it - soi sex. We started at the top of the soi, the one opposite beach road, and worked our way down. I saw more ladyboy bars than I remember from previous trips but this seems to be a Thailand wide trend. Women, being Thailand’s hottest commodity, would surely create a situation where even the men think it might be better to be women. We ended up at the end of the soi without seeing anything special and as usual we ended up in Kiss Cool.

Kiss cool is step above the rest of the joints due to the plush lounge seats that are made to hang out with a girl, the occasional go go dancer(this time none), the pool tables and the onsite rooms. I just think this is a decent place to chill and is not as grungy as the rest of the soi. Sometimes I like grunge but not always. There was not as large as a selection as before but I ended up locking horns with one of them and I had a great time. Her number is ##. Enuff said.

After Kiss Cool we grabbed a bite and I went in for a foot massage. I got hooked on foot massage in HK and I tend to get one once a week. I usually grab a paper or settle in for a nice nap but it is relaxing either way. The plan was to meet later to dig deeper into the go gos. However my friend overslept due to jetlag but that gave me some time to check out some go go bars I had not been into before.

I grabbed my copy of Pattaya Nights and looked at the map. First stop was Soi 15. Soi 15, since the construction of AW, has seen a little boon in go go bars since developers must have felt that AW would bring people to the soi that normally might not have ventured that way. Tough to say if the strategy is working since most of the joints were dead. A quick aside I think it is time to mention that AW Pattaya has jumped the shark. Having the bosses wife, yes she is hot, doing an interlude show with a giant snake is just too much. Needless to say I did not stop by AW on this trip. Maybe next time.

First stop was Baby Dolls because I happened to be standing in front of hit when the downpour started. I think it was about 6 pm so I was getting an early jump on things. Baby Dolls is a small go go with a few poles, lots of lounge seats and a center stage area that had a soft mat on it for the 3 girls to frolic away. This seems to be a trend now with many bars having an area for 3 naked girls to play with each other. I would say that except for the Club Boesche hot tub(more later) most bars don’t pull this off well. I think a definitive show like at Suzie Wongs is a better formula since at Baby Dolls the girls pretended to play with each other, then chatted with each other(I am sure about where to eat later) and then looked around wondering when they might get off the stage. It was all pretty boring really. I think I was more amused with watching the 2 American FOBs drool on themselves while asking the service girl if the girls on the stage really are lesbians. Of course she should have said yes but we all know she does not think that fast and proceeded to explain to the guys that it was a show. The other mini stages had some naked, totally, pole dancers that no matter how hard I tried I could not get their attention. Oh well. The booze was cheap with my Mekhong coke costing me a mere 60 baht. Given the drink prices and the lack of customers my guess is this bar is not making money anytime soon.

Supergirl is directly across from Superbaby and is owned by the same Thai guy. I think it is basically the same deal as Superbaby but less busy. The music is a little more pumping in Superbaby which is why I like it more. Not much else to say really but I do think that these are nicely run joints and the owner is making a killing. Carry on.

I usually stop into Carousel because it is close to Superbaby and my friend is the manager. I buy him a drink and he kicks down some shots. The shows are okay here, the girls are pretty cool but not enough nudity. Anyway. Stop in and buy Jason some drinks.

I think this is another fairly new place on walking street. As soon as I walked in I regretted ordering a drink. The girls were almost ugly, very pushy for drinks and the mamasan would not stop coming on to me. I have nothing meaningful to say about this place other than the overbuilding of go go bars can only mean one thing. Many of them will suck. Next.

I forgot what Living Dolls I was in. The smaller one - I think the one that is not Living Dolls 1. I like this place because it has some great shows and usually some pretty hot girls that tend ot enjoy prancing around naked. We sat in a booth and checked things out. I was actually hoping to pull someone cool that would hang for the rest of the go go crawl, join us for some clubbing and then tuck me into bed. I was started to eye a tall Isaan with some nice pigtails and a huge smile. I called her over after the show to get her a drink. She was pretty cool and we understood each other’s Thai enough to hang out. This is where how a girl talks or what she asks can either turn me on quickly or have me running for the hills. This girl immediately started in and asked if I had a girlfriend. I said yes I did - I have two. Then she asked what was I doing in a go go bar. I told her I was looking for a Pattaya girlfriend.

“What? You have two girlfriends now and u are looking for a third?” she gasped.

“Yes. I am also hoping to find someone who likes girls so that she can look for another girl while I am away so that when I come back to Pattaya I don’t have to waste time finding the other girl.”

Well. After this she left without finishing her drink so I am assuming she was not the one. Oh well. Saved me a barfine. We continued to watch the show and have some more drinks since my buddy and I both felt we were looking at some of the hottest women we had seen that night. Needless to say my former female drinking companion stayed on the other side of the room. I just did not realize I was that offensive in my pursuit of an alternative lifestyle.

Catz is in the new little go go complex that includes Club Boesche which I will talk about later. Catz is a simple little go go with one big stage and some decent looking girls. They get fully nude during the shows and have some comfy seating. I usually don’t stay in here long unless I see a real knockout. This time I did. A tiny little cutie from Chiang Mai. I was in love. Small Isaan body but the face, skin and style of a Chiang Mai girl. She was fun to talk to but unfortunately was all about the business. Makes sense. The Chiang Mai girls are usually pretty smart and this girl was focused on getting barfined and shorttiming. I was not in the mood really for anything pushy but after she did the full nude show I had to buy her some drinks. Her body was amazing and was just fun to see a Chiang Mai girl in the buff. We chatted for a bit, I admired her body and moved on. If you are looking for something different I suggest checking her out. Either way Catz is not a bad stop if u are in the area.
After Catz we had to pop into Club Boesche since my friend had never been in it before. We headed to the back of the place and happened to grab a free love seat by the hot tub. We ordered some drinks and settled in to watch the 3 girl tub show. They were all naked, constantly licking each other out and even had a toy. My buddy commented that we were basically in the middle of Sodom and Gomorrah and could be destroyed at anytime. At this moment I called over one of the Cambodian looking girls in the tub and offered her a drink. She toweled off a bit and sat in my lap - still totally naked. We chatted, admired her shaved region and enjoyed the show. Then her friend came over and said that if she licked out the girl in my lap would I buy her a drink as well. Both my buddy and I agreed that this unselfish act would be worth a ladydrink. So the girl in my lap spread her legs across my lap and her show friend ate her out for a good 5 minutes. I assisted with some attention to her nipples and we came close to a stunning finale. More ladydrinks all the way around. The other girl came over and offered to straddle my buddy’s face but at this point it was just all too much. So I paid the barfine for the Cambodian and made arrangements for meeting my friend later.

We ended walking back towards beach road and the gay go go street. My barfine said that if I did not mind walking a bit, I did need to sober up, that she knew of a cool hotel above one of the gay go go bars that was cheap, had huge rooms and a cool hot tub. We had a nice walk, snuck in the backdoor during the nude male lineup, and went to one of the upstairs suites. She was amazing. I love Cambodian/Thai girls.

I circled back some hours later. Had some street grub with my buddy and we decided to hit the sack. As usual Pattaya provided a nice getaway, some legendary partying and I met some cool girls. Mission Accomplished.

Join us tonight at the Big Mango. A few close friends are leaving town for a while and we plan on sending them off with some wicked hangovers.