Comments on: 10 things I hate about Bangkok – Part 6 by On Nutter http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/ Insiders take on Thailand Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:09:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: On Nutter http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-153079 On Nutter Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:53:41 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-153079 pmmp: I was just thinking that it would be great to have Pig Dog along to the next Mango party as a guest of honour. His patch seems to end at the Dynasty so it might be a problem getting him there. Carrying him isn't an option, nor is a collar and lead (no collar exists in his neck size). I might try laying a trail of blood and offal with some uncooked liver sticks. A party with free liver all night might also persuade him to drop the lawsuit. pmmp: I was just thinking that it would be great to have Pig Dog along to the next Mango party as a guest of honour. His patch seems to end at the Dynasty so it might be a problem getting him there. Carrying him isn’t an option, nor is a collar and lead (no collar exists in his neck size). I might try laying a trail of blood and offal with some uncooked liver sticks.
A party with free liver all night might also persuade him to drop the lawsuit.
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]]> By: Rene Descartes http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-153069 Rene Descartes Tue, 23 Sep 2008 06:51:21 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-153069 Don't sweat the lawsuit. FYI: PigDog is all bark and no bite... He will settle for a ball lickin'... The trick is who is going to do the lickin'? Don’t sweat the lawsuit.
FYI: PigDog is all bark and no bite… He will settle for a ball lickin’… The trick is who is going to do the lickin’?
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]]> By: pmmp http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-153024 pmmp Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:12:39 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-153024 @OnNuts: He was in a good mood because he is suing us: COMPLAINT FOR DECLARATORY JUDGMENT OF NON-INFRINGEMENT For its complaint, Plaintiff Nokapopawan Thaksin (“PigDog”), by and through its attorneys Babba & Roger Poopiedogawan, LLP, avers as follows: THE PARTIES 1. PigDog 2. OnNutter VENUE AND JURISDICTION Soi 4 Court located behind the somtam cart across from Nana Plaza GENERAL ALLEGATIONS PigDog contends that he has been defamed by OnNutter in a negative list about things OnNutter hates about Bangkok. Subsequent comments to the piece also paint PigDog as a moody bitch. CLAIMS FOR RELIEF Two hundred Liver-On-A-Stick's We will be consulting with the SoiLawyer and trying to settle out of court. Damn PigDog!!! @OnNuts: He was in a good mood because he is suing us:

COMPLAINT FOR DECLARATORY JUDGMENT OF NON-INFRINGEMENT

For its complaint, Plaintiff Nokapopawan Thaksin (“PigDog”), by and through its attorneys Babba & Roger Poopiedogawan, LLP, avers as follows:

THE PARTIES

1. PigDog
2. OnNutter

VENUE AND JURISDICTION

Soi 4 Court located behind the somtam cart across from Nana Plaza

GENERAL ALLEGATIONS

PigDog contends that he has been defamed by OnNutter in a negative list about things OnNutter hates about Bangkok. Subsequent comments to the piece also paint PigDog as a moody bitch.

CLAIMS FOR RELIEF

Two hundred Liver-On-A-Stick’s

We will be consulting with the SoiLawyer and trying to settle out of court. Damn PigDog!!!
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]]> By: On Nutter http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-153008 On Nutter Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:17:30 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-153008 BIB: A one-woman operation would do it for 30 baht a kilo (I have had it done for 20 baht a kilo outside Bangkok). There was also a laundry that collected your stuff and had a standard rate of 12 baht per item. Trousers and shirts came back immaculate on hangers. I think they had been dry-cleaned for that price. Myrth: I know where you are coming from but they are still better than the bucket-sized farangette variety. All: I bumped into the Nana Pig Dog in the Golden Bar last night. He was in a really good mood and getting stroked by everyone. I think he was revelling in the fame of having his picture on this site. BIB: A one-woman operation would do it for 30 baht a kilo (I have had it done for 20 baht a kilo outside Bangkok). There was also a laundry that collected your stuff and had a standard rate of 12 baht per item. Trousers and shirts came back immaculate on hangers. I think they had been dry-cleaned for that price.
Myrth: I know where you are coming from but they are still better than the bucket-sized farangette variety.
All: I bumped into the Nana Pig Dog in the Golden Bar last night. He was in a really good mood and getting stroked by everyone. I think he was revelling in the fame of having his picture on this site.
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]]> By: myrth http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-152989 myrth Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:25:38 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-152989 i have to add to the list...small vaginas! i know they stretch, but shit, i don't have all night to wait for the chick to elongate to accommodate my very average western-lengthed penis. tight is good. but hearing the lady make painful sounds every time i thrust, and actually feeling a bit of pain myself from hitting her cervix or something, kind of throws me off my game a bit... -myrth i have to add to the list…small vaginas!

i know they stretch, but shit, i don’t have all night to wait for the chick to elongate to accommodate my very average western-lengthed penis.

tight is good. but hearing the lady make painful sounds every time i thrust, and actually feeling a bit of pain myself from hitting her cervix or something, kind of throws me off my game a bit…

-myrth
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]]> By: BangingInBangers http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-152772 BangingInBangers Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:40:29 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-152772 'After paying about 200 baht a month to get everything washed and ironed out in the wilds ...'. I too reside 'out in the wilds', but pay a lot more than 200 baht a month for washing. How can you have paid so little??? ‘After paying about 200 baht a month to get everything washed and ironed out in the wilds …’.

I too reside ‘out in the wilds’, but pay a lot more than 200 baht a month for washing. How can you have paid so little???
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]]> By: Werewolf http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-152109 Werewolf Sun, 21 Sep 2008 05:08:05 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-152109 Onnutter: Well, then, gee whiz... thanks for not calling and inviting me along on your go-go tour. I spent the night reading a dull novel at home because none of my "friends" invited me out with them. ;) Onnutter: Well, then, gee whiz… thanks for not calling and inviting me along on your go-go tour. I spent the night reading a dull novel at home because none of my “friends” invited me out with them. ;)
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]]> By: On Nutter http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-152085 On Nutter Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:25:35 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-152085 WW: I knew I would win you round in the end! You are spot on about the laundry items, but my approach to the '10 things' series has always been observational as well as humorous. Nothing has changed. Sorry I missed you last night. I was showing three newly arrived English pals the stunning Rainbow 1 line-up and the naked show at Carousel. Now those are two things I really LOVE about Bangkok. WW: I knew I would win you round in the end! You are spot on about the laundry items, but my approach to the ‘10 things’ series has always been observational as well as humorous. Nothing has changed.
Sorry I missed you last night. I was showing three newly arrived English pals the stunning Rainbow 1 line-up and the naked show at Carousel. Now those are two things I really LOVE about Bangkok.
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]]> By: Bubba http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-152078 Bubba Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:07:59 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-152078 I thought it was funny as hell. Anyone who's been in Bangkok for more than a few days has experienced at least one of the above. The Brolly Brigade gave me a laugh as it reminded me of my last encounter and reaction from the Thai lass as I "blocked" her umbrella from smacking me in the head (something anyone over 6' can appreciate). The look on her face was priceless. I hate that dog...stupid thing hardly every moves and is often in the middle of foot traffic. I'm scheming on how to make sure the mangy mut ends up on some street vendor's menu as the daily special. Any takers? I thought it was funny as hell. Anyone who’s been in Bangkok for more than a few days has experienced at least one of the above.

The Brolly Brigade gave me a laugh as it reminded me of my last encounter and reaction from the Thai lass as I “blocked” her umbrella from smacking me in the head (something anyone over 6′ can appreciate). The look on her face was priceless.

I hate that dog…stupid thing hardly every moves and is often in the middle of foot traffic. I’m scheming on how to make sure the mangy mut ends up on some street vendor’s menu as the daily special. Any takers?
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]]> By: Nok Opayop http://www.2thebigmango.com/reader-submissions/2008/09/19/10-things-i-hate-about-bangkok-%e2%80%93-part-6-by-on-nutter/#comment-152075 Nok Opayop Sun, 21 Sep 2008 03:59:30 +0000 http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=2190#comment-152075 "at least figure out that tongue-in-cheek commentary is a brilliant form of comedy" It takes an intellect greater than that of the average "if you don't like it go home" xenophobe/thought police to appreciate such things. “at least figure out that tongue-in-cheek commentary is a brilliant form of comedy”

It takes an intellect greater than that of the average “if you don’t like it go home” xenophobe/thought police to appreciate such things.
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