All this talk of G-Clubs has got me wondering why folks don’t realize there is a better way of playing the game, a cheaper way of working the system and some general guidelines to make sure one always has a good time. These rules or guidelines are not really in order but they are still important.
I have never lived in the real world so I cannot really relate my experiences to anything in particular other than I know that they work - most of the time anyway. Maybe not all the time though – hell your mileage may vary severely.
The parking guy is your friend:
Forget the mamasan. She is for banging – nothing else(more on that later). The guys who really know what are going are the parking dudes. They know who is banging whom, which girls are new, which girls get shit faced every night, and which girls are going home with someone every night. Those are the easy girls. You want to know the easy girls. The easy girls are the key to painless, money free banging.
I usually bring the parking guys a couple bottles of LEO, some Thai skin mags and some super spicy Som Tum. Pick it up on the way in. Works like a charm. Shows them you know your shit.
Clothing makes the G Club man:
Business suits. Don’t do it. Hip clothing is out. U will only stand out like a sore thumb. Then they will think u have money. That’s the worst position to be in. Track suits rule. Comfortable, wrinkle free and easy for u to take off. I prefer dark colored ones with zippered fronts. Start the night fully zippered up but slowly work that zipper down during the night. Wear nothing underneath it but the biggest amulet you can find. I suggest having many different kinds – it will be your marker to the girls. I own this place.
Shoes – many would say go with the trainers but this would be wrong. Get the ankle boots with the zippers but wear some good gym socks. This reflects your unique ability to show you mean business but value comfort. Like a good mullet shows a similar grasp of how to be in both worlds at the same time. Bling Bling baby.
Never, ever buy a member ship:
Memberships are for the conformists. Plus it means they are tracking you and most likely padding your bill. Fuck that jazz. Remember it is all about the mixers - that is about the only thing a member card gets you. Free mixers. Easiest way to fix that is to bring your own mixers. How? The magical bag. I use one of those old army style duffle bags. I reinforce the bottom with cardboard for a stiffer feel to make it a cinch to carry stuff in my G Club goodie bag. GCGB. Get one. It will change the game.
I carry my own mixers. Use cans, never glass. I also bring my own cocktail shaker, cocktail glasses and Mekong. U would be amazed at the cocktails u can mix with Mekong, random fruit juices and some grenadine. Top it with soda. Pack the Mekong and the grenadine in plastic containers to lighten the load. Bring a towel for your table to section of your cocktail area and don’t let the service fucks touch your mini bar. Own your mini-bar – the same way you will soon own the mamasan.
Having the GCGB will also allow u to deal with not having to buy that overpriced food they also try to pass onto you. The fucking fruit plates, the popcorn and the bowls of Thai snacks that have been manhandled a zillion times before anyone ever buys them. Go with dried fruit, crackers and cheese in a can. The girls will love it. For show you can squirt the cheese right in their mouths. Respect.
The mamasan is yours:
Most people would befriend the mamasan, buy her drinks and use her as a vessel to get to all the hottie coyote girls. Well – the coyote girls are lame. Focus on the mamasan since she is easy and your key to getting bonus points down the road. I usually go for the older mamasans – the ones that having been working the member club circuit for a while. They are usually lonely, without boyfriends and generally bi-sexual. They see all those hot girls all night long but at the same time see all those pigs hitting on them every night. You are like a breath of fresh air. U have style, substance, fiscal aptitude and a sense of owning the place without belonging. Focus on the mamsan, get the digits and work towards closing her within the first trip. This is very important since you may not get a second chance.
Once u have started shagging the mamasan the PR girls will know you are the one. Can u say – whose your daddy? She can. You are. The mamasan is the ticket and the girls will start coming over to you on subsequent trips wanting to know u, bang you and offer up their friends to you.
The other girls:
As I have already stated. You don’t want the coyote girls. They are just too hot, too full of themselves and pretend to be amazing in bed by showing you their sexy dance moves and killer bodies. It is a myth – not reality. They will starfish on you. The girls you want are the PR or hostess girls. You want the easy ones, the ones who get drunk the most and the ones who put out the most. Remember – paying is for the birds. By now the parking guys should have told you which girls to focus on. Pick one.
Problem is the PR girls are on the clock. We have ways around this. First they will drink out of your booze - your bottle of JW Red that you bought but never drink. If they have 100 Pipers take it. Remember you have the bottle of Mekong in your GCGB so need to hit the Red. That bottle will be like the everlasting gobstopper. Save the red for the girls. However, pour your own drinks for the girls because the service guys will whip through that bottle in nothing flat. I suggest bringing a tablespoon to use as a quick, cheap booze measure. Give them 2 tablespoons per glass and then use your canned soda. They will love your Warren Buffet like qualities. Makes them wet.
Your other tool to pull out at this time is your glow in the dark timer. When the girl sits with you hit the button to start the timer. Get her a drink, start talking about politics, and get her phone number. You only have about 15 minutes at this point to get her number and set up meeting her at the Peep Inn the next day. Not tonight – tonight you are banging the mamasan. Done deal.
Once the clock hits 15 call over a different mamasan or floor manager. Don’t call the one you are going to bang since you don’t want her to lose face. When the mamasan comes over tell her you don’t like this girl. She has bad breath or bad teeth or something. Make up anything but voice your displeasure and let them know you have no intention of paying for the time spent with you. Tell them you probably won’t buy a membership based on this incident and you need to time to gather up your wits. They may fight you on it but now is the time to lower the zipper a bit and show them your bling bling. Show them you get the Thai way. They will back off, remove the charge from your bill and let you carry on. At this point mix a cocktail for both mamasans. Think 3some.
Closing the evening off:
Never stay to closing. This is when all the girls are drunk, the customers are drunk and all the fun happens. You need to show you are above this and can control your drinking habits. I would gather up the items from your goodie bag, zip things back up and start saying your goodbyes. On the way out give all your leftovers to the parking guys. Get your ass home and wait for the mamasan to call you. If you played it flawlessly she will be asking if mamasan number 2, the one that is already over the little mix up with the PR girl, can join you back at mission control. KY time.
Random but important tips:
Arrive in a tuk-tuk. This shows you speak Thai, that you are impervious to the sweltering heat and like to make sure people can see the outfit on the way in.
Don’t tip the bathroom guys – instead hand them King size Durex condoms. This demonstrates you practice safe sex, care about them but also gives them something to shoot for.
Bring a list of Thai songs no one has ever heard of. These are the songs you will ask the band to play if they are taking requests. They usually do. This shows your Thainess. For extra bonus points learn one of the songs and tell them u can do a duet with the singer.
Make cool name cards in Thai. Always hand these out to the other girls. Put your name, phone number, email, chat ID and your TLL profile number on them. After you are bestowed the keys to the G-Club kingdom the other girls are probably going to want to get to know you more. Multitask.
Enjoy the banging!
I dunno, sounds great but everyone commenting always say they suck. I don’t think I’ll be going anytime soon…
I’m really surprised you can bring your own mixers. Is that true for all the clubs? (just in case I do go, which I won’t. cuz they suck I hear)
View all comments by R9
Great tips. Any more? I have seen some guys bring stacks of 20 baht notes into GoGo’s, make them into little Origami airplanes and fly them onto the GoGo stage sending the girls into a frenzy. Will this work in the G-Clubs? Also, I see guys get up on stage at the GoGo’s and sometimes they even take their shirts off. Will this stunt work in the G-Clubs?
View all comments by pmmp
mmmmm, excellent advice to be found here! Think i’ll ace it and wear my shell suit. Everytime I visit bkk individual character flaws of my fellow out of townies always give me a good chuckle……. you must have seen some hilarious shit to put all these together!!!! Genius
View all comments by bangkokairways
Funny read, I want more of that sh*t! What about a Tricycle’s guide to gogo bars indeed?
The G-club parking guy collecting his 13th som tum in one evening is going to ask what the hell is going on!
View all comments by mart
Agree. Funny read. But I recommend you buy the cheapest membership and smuggle in my own hip flask. You just keep topping up your one bottle of JW Black, it lasts the whole membership year,it just never runs out and they supply the mixers free. You don’t need to carry a duffle bag.
The other good thing advantage about banging a fat, old, smelly mamasaan with attitude is it reminds you about your ex wife at home.
View all comments by docsmith
Why would anyone actually want to hang around the kind of bar where the best choice of clothing is a track suit? Maybe some gold chains and a lot of chest hair, too? This is starting to sound like a Mike Myers movie…..
View all comments by Old Asia Hand
You lost me at the mullet. Do G Club girls go for trailer trash?
View all comments by The Asian Badger
Sound’s so 80’s to me,plus alot of work,if your 25 to 35 year old it might be fun but when your older 55 to 60 an up it seems like a waste of time. Don’t have that much time plus I don’t like hi-so girls and poor attitude girls.
View all comments by trapperjohn
I can’t decide which is funnier - the articles, or the comments.
Whoever Tricycle is, he just earned a beer on me next time he’s in the Mango. I’ll be the guy in the polyester tracksuit with a bath plug dangling around my neck…
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
Uh, “article”. Time for bed, I guess.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
Don’t know if this is “for real” or a “put on” However do place value on the tip about the Parking Guys. Makes sense
View all comments by 8 Ball
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/?Click=491
View all comments by Johnny c
Tricycle is BBKs Kryptonite….. power to the man who made 3 wheels fashionable. I’m in there on September 5th; hit the g-club with the tact of an Essex boy after a line and a half Mr Charles!!! Dummies dont need a guide when they’ve got balls the size Mangos. Better make sure our travel insurance covers canings from multiple security assistants though. Now where are my shiny white trainers????
View all comments by bangkokairways
I normally rock up there unshaven (chicks dig men with butt hair) a t-shirt cut off at the waist (so the girlz can clearly see my string of small wooden penis amulets hanging around my waist), lets them know you are the man with the fertile dong. Then I do a solid fart right as I am going in the front door just to let them know I am an upfront guy with nothing to hide. I come by motorcycle rup-jang just to show the chix I am a seasoned Bangkok urbanite who has no time for traffic and, on the way, I stop off at 7-11 for a few bags of that spicy dried squid for 10 Baht a bag. Shows the dolls I have some local knowledge of what they like to eat for a snack and they love to chew on that stuff while I am openly playing with their bacon rashers under the table. But my biggest goal is always to bang the gay papasan on the first night. This guy has got more info on the girls than the mamasan does since he is not a threat to any of their livelihood. He will tell you all kinds of stuff including things like which ones do anal since he is into dirt if you catch my drift. I normally forget to bring my wallet too, but flash them my key ring with the Mercedes emblem on it. They are always so understanding of that and are happy to extend me credit whenever I want. Enjoy…
View all comments by G-Club Ace
Tricycle,aka Dirk Diggler, with that outfit you belong in Brooklyn not Bangkok. Some of the best laughs I’ve read on this blg. Just wondering is that a GCGB or a suitcase, you’ve got nuff sh*t to start your own bar. Keep writing and i’ll keep laughing. later
View all comments by burgerman
r9: mixers make the man.
pmmp: origami sounds cool but I suggest premaking them and pull them out of your bag at the right moment. Depending on your dance prowess - I don’t suggest busting a dance move unless you are related to the young John Travolta.
bangkokmonopolysamui: what the hell is a shell suit? It might work - all depends on the color I guess.
mart: gogos are just too easy.
docsmith: hip flask is not bad but johnny c has the right angle with the beer belly flask. classic.
oah: mike myers rules. Yeah baby!
asianbobcat: mullets are back.
trappermd: hi so girls have tight twats. go figure.
bangkokbadass: this isn’t funny shit but I think g club ace seem to get it. rock on.
8ballsucksandiwouldratherplaysnookeramansgame: the parking guys are the new madonna. like virgins. use em.
stillamonoply: pablo readies the beast. trainers are bold but possibly a tad too much.
glcubaceismyhero: thats the shizzit. bonus points for using bacon rashers, rub-jang, penis and spicy dried in a shiny new paragraph.
View all comments by Tricycle
burgersarethebomb: with a proper suitcase they might think u are some KS road snobber who bought the thing on the street. the duffle bag, us army style, shows u get it. the cardboard adds that special mcgyver touch that shows them your toys at home will always have batteries. bonus points if the GCGB saw action.
View all comments by Tricycle
bbb - I am with u. Not sure what I am reacting to more here - the submission or the reaction to it. Now with the g club ace comment the comments may have tipped the funny scale. I am on the floor here.
View all comments by smitty
@ Tricycle…
Mullets are back? Maybe in your corner of somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon line.
View all comments by The Asian Badger
Oh, yeah, and most importantly, sport some Bling and lots of it. The more fake looking and macho it is, then the more impressed the Thai girlies will be. They will see that and be patting you down with reused wash cloths from the men’s rest room soaked in Karaboon by the Song-Tao load. And remember, Bling size really counts too in a country where the size of the bulge in the front of your pants doesn’t. After all, they are just a bunch of outback farmer peasants who have never been graced by the presence of a foreigner yet and where brand names still mean nothing. So leave your Mont Blanc writing instrument, Gucci attaché bag, and Rolex at home. Instead grab your colorful Esarn shoulder bag and shine up your newly bought MBK Roi-Gow-Gow Baht time piece and then just glide right in there “Smooth As Silk” Thai Airways style. You will want to cover your face in talcum powder too before you go in there so that everyone knows you just had a shower. *Wink* *Wink*
View all comments by G-Club Ace
Hey Smitty!!!
Since you’re going to have theme parties at The Mango, why not have a Track Suit, Mullet, Bling, “John Travolta “Stayin’ Alive” Leisure Suit” talcum powder G-Club girl shag party?
Man, I’d pay to see the pics on that one.
Note to Drbond….I’d bring a crowbar, too. G-Club girls dig the crowbar.
View all comments by The Asian Badger
wow, now that’s an idea!
count me in, i’m thinking about bringing some isaan style rent-a-groupie with leopard dresses, bling bling fake-gold belts, 10 bath sunglasses and afro-style hairdressing, not forgetting the mandatory platform shoes… would that fit the bill?
View all comments by Louk
Back to the G-Club experience itself. Usually when I slide in there at the beginning of the evening the first thing I do is order a few pies from the Pizza Company. Its 1133 all the way for me and a few deep dish pans smothered in anchovies are there in no time. The Thais will be super impressed with your culinary tastes, especially when you tell them you ordered the pies with some Bpalah-Farang on top. You will be making friends and influencing people on that one left and right. Try and use one of the girl’s own cell phones to place the call. Just give them the usual “Batt-Mawt” excuse. They will understand. Pizza and local Thai whiskey, are a great combo. Then bust out some fried durian chips at the end of it all. Winner! Since when the pizza comes, all the dek-serbs need to bring out places and silverware for everyone, I normally throw them all a 10 Baht tip each. They love metal currency as tips, so don’t try and get rid of your bigger bills there. Last time I went there I got up on the table after a few rounds and started coyote dancing myself. That night I was free balling under my low rise sarong and was getting admiringly stares from the Japanese customers hanging around there to say the least. And I am almost tempted to say that once you go Papasan that you almost never go back. And the girls do seem to dig guys who are very experimental about their sexuality and artistic form of dress although I am still not able to bag one outright for some reason. Just a little fiddle in their otter’s pocket while having cocktails and pizza.
View all comments by G-Club Ace
Riotous Wimbledon-style applause for this. But there is no way I’m going to wear a track suit under any circumstances - nor a pimped-up amulet chain. The chances of me actually following any of this sagely advice are as slim as BBB’s wallet, but that applies to BBK’s didactic school essays, too. And at least Tricycle’s post is, well, fucking hilarious. Even if it’s as unironic as I think it is.
Here’s my piece for the blog:
“How To Get Laid By A Whore From The Nana Car Park”
Walk up to the hooker of your choice, ask her how much. Responses may vary. Keep asking different whores of your choice until the reply pleases you. Take her back to your hotel. Give her your Glad Handle. Throw her stuff down the hallway.
Okay, so it’s not BBK. Sue me.
View all comments by Pants Elk
“as slim as BBB’s wallet”
Wow… does that mean you’ve actually seen it?
View all comments by Day Walker
Stop bashing the mullets guys - Im in the midst of growing a ‘fashion mullet’ and its not an oxymorom
This submission was piss funny. Reading some of the dissaproving comments reminds me of the time i told my dear old nan the joke about ‘BBB buying a round’
She just didnt get it
View all comments by Young Penfold
DW: No, of course I haven’t seen BBB’s wallet. More people have seen the Baby Jesus in a slice of salami than have seen BBB’s wallet. It is a thing of myth. Let me ask you this; when you belly up to the bar with the tow-headed lad, does he say something to the effect that:
“It’s the end of the month, I’m broke” (even though the calendar may disagree with him)
“I’ve spent all my money on bar girls and/or pizzas”
“I’m getting a new job next month, honest”
Or do you have variants perhaps new to me?
YP: I always think of you with a mullet. That is, I would do if I thought of you. But I’m having my baton twirled in Mukdahan, so I don’t get around to thinking of you as much as I might.
View all comments by Pants Elk
I hear Indiana Jones turned down the quest to find BBB’s wallet sayinging that it was more a job for Tom Cruise and his Mission Impossible team. Again.. no takers.
The excuse I normally hear is.. “I’d buy the drinks lads, but I left my money in my wallet”
View all comments by Day Walker
If his wallet is as big as his prick, you got a job on your hands there boys. I know its small because Pants Elk told me
View all comments by Young Penfold
DoI heard his wallet was quite big, as he tends to stuff it with 20bht ping-pong balls that he finds (catches) at the go-go’s.
View all comments by Day Walker
Hmph. Nobody was asking where my wallet was when I was ringing the bell at the party…
And my wang is famously massive, just so you know.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
Shit. I heard the “I’ll have cash next month” line from BBB last night and didn’t realize he used it all the time.
Meanwhile. Funny post.
Funniest quote for July 2008 comes from 8-ball:
“Don’t know if this is “for real” or a “put on””
BTW: I’ve been at the Mango all night tonight. There aren’t as many girls as there used to be at the old Mango but they’re all hot. Fantastic!
View all comments by werewolf
“Nobody was asking where my wallet was when I was ringing the bell at the party…”
- because no one was there at 10am?
View all comments by Day Walker
On the track suit party,do I get extra points if I wear a FLAVOR FLAV clock around my neck?
View all comments by burgerman
Sounds like the perfect crime!!!
View all comments by Zdan
Tri, this is a shell-suit. Lost all popularity in the late 80’s when it became known they were more flammable than penfolds pants. Still popular in Liverpool though! Great idea for an 80’s night though; hey, I’d love a babycham! 80’s prices and a comeback from girls long since retired????? Could get messy…..
View all comments by bangkokairways
I notice grumpy BBB tries his usual bait-and-switch in his comment - when the talk (ie of his wallet) gets uncomfortable, he starts bragging about his winkie. The only remarkable thing about which is the number of people who have seen it (the only thing in common it has with his wallet, inversely).
I hear that a cargo cult is spreading in the sub-sois of Nana; the guy-in-a-dress claims to have seen The Wallet, and goes into a rapturous trance when he describes its beauty to the growing throng of miracle-hungry amputees and scag-monkeys. It is (apparently) fashioned from a pig’s ear, and gives forth an endless stream of 1500 baht notes, mystically glowing as they disappear into the ether. I believe a shrine has been set up to it in the alley to the Dysentry Hotel.
View all comments by Pants Elk
I don’t know this BBB but could be the perfect wingman providing someone is around to pay the bill.
View all comments by Tricycle
Hi BBB my name is Lesley and I work in the erotic entertainment industry. Is your quote right? “my wang is famously massive”. Cause if it is and your friends comments such as “I’m getting a new job next month, honest”, I may be able to help you.
We are always looking for “talent” such as yours to do short “promotional” videos. You know the sort. They appeal to German tourists really and having read your story about “Maid service required”, I think you may have just the experience we need.
If you’re interested just leave a reply here and I will arrange a screen test for you.
View all comments by docsmith
Well, my way of g-clubbing isn’t getting me any tail so I’m up for trike’s approach next time.
I’m posting from the Mango computers and am about to hop a cab to the airport and back to TRW. It’s been great being a Mango barfly this week and putting faces to the avatars. You guys are awesome, and thanks for all the education & good times. BBB, I very much enjoyed our linguistics conversation. WW, I wish I’d had the pleasure of buying you a beer; it was your blog that led me to the Mango to begin with, & I’ve enjoyed your writing greatly. And Scarecrow, I think I’ll miss you most of all.
See you in 3 months.
View all comments by fender
good one guys,made my afternoon a bloody funny one.anyone into safari suits-you know beige/off white ,light brown or sky blue with big lapels and buttons?they might go down a treat ina g club-must have a mullet or big hair to go with it and yes through in some bling .they also have lots of pockets for hip flasks,dried squid,porno mags,and your buisness cards showing you next to a dead lion or two..
View all comments by zepplin
@ Trycycle - applause!!!! A great read - made me guffaw. I echo the call for you to turn your attention to GoGo’s ….
View all comments by doctorbond
fender: sorry I missed your exit. It was great hanging with ya. Best of luck back in “The World”. I’ll keep your Resort girls warm for you.
all: I was there for the BBB bell ring. I even have it on video since I knew there would be controversy some day on whether or not it really happened. The video is in the protective custody of the soi 4 cigarette flicking police force until it can be safely transported to the Liverpool Video Archives of it’s Native Sons where it will sit along side such rare classics like “Paul getting his ass kicked by Ringo” and “Liverpool winning a championship of any kind lately”. We love you and your massive jock BBB. Well, maybe not love, but at least a curious fondness.
View all comments by pmmp
He rang the bell, but did he pay the bill?
View all comments by hanuman
Hanuman: He’s a Scouser. What do you reckon?
View all comments by Day Walker
Burns burns burns like a burnin ring of fire, a ring of fire, a ring of fire…
View all comments by milo
Tricycle - Classic, lots of great tips, I’ll be out there tonight!
View all comments by Riodon
Ever try wearing a poncho and riding a donkey to a g-club backed by a 10 piece mariachi band?? I got so much free ass that night?
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
UnCochinoWetback………Now this Guy knows……Arf!:+)
View all comments by Uncle Dave
UnCochinoWetback - “ass” as in burro bum, yes?
Hey - you got leetle seester?
View all comments by Pants Elk
The burro is strictly for ferrying off my catch of the night to the place i like to call “casa de amor” for a night of sangria, linda ronstandt and some passionate cross cultural relationship building.
G-club girls love a dude who can salsa in a sombrero and a lucha libre mask.
View all comments by UnCochinoWetback
Personally, I’ve always found the Tyrolean style to pay huge G-Club dividends. I wear lederhosen, long socks, clogs, and a felt hat with a three foot-long feather. I leave my Alpen-horn and billy-goat with the car park guys, tipping them each a wheel of Emmental cheese. I always pack my accordian, as Coyote girls love a good yodel.
Incidentally - I’m starting a rumour that YP and BBB are spending a long weekend together in Pattya.
View all comments by Pants Elk
I went with Fender and Tricycle to a G-club my last night in town, we decided to take Tri’s advice and we all wore our best nylon red, white and blue jumpsuits (how cool was it that we were able to find these in MBK).
I really don’t wear gold; it makes me itch so i decided on wearing all metal bling I found some spinners on my chains (the girls loved it). The sweat did make the metal bling rust some but its cool, just gave me a new dimension to the look.
Well we all got our som-tom packed and ready and hired 3 trikes, we told the drives to roll slowly so all the hotties that were outside could see what was coming their way. As a added bonus we told the trike drives to park in a row so that we would have easy access to leaving with our hotties in tow. We gave the parking attendant the som-tom and wai him… as he gave us the look handed us a piece of paper with names, that’s when we knew we were golden.
Inside all the Thai guys looked at us with envy… I know more will take on the jumpsuit phenomenon. I rolled up my left pantsuit leg up showing some skin. Fender took the upper approach by unzipping his suit a bit to show off his lion hair prowess. I think Tri didn’t want to be upstaged so not only did he roll up both legs on his pants suit but went to the bathroom put the jumpsuit on backwards with the zipper all the way down all la J-low, his ass hair peeked slightly. He told us later that the guys in the bathroom even gave him a free massage… he is the man.
The knight rolled on with Mekong and juice that we had stashed in the little rainbow bag that we got from Young Penfold (not sure why the bag had that little smell), it was on!!! first the mamasans were drunk and started to do their own coyote dancing as we did shots off those hulking inner cottage cheese thighs of theirs, you could see the look of jealousy in the dancers faces every time we went down for the lick.
I think it got a little crazy when Fender stuck the bottle of Mekong into one of the mamasans ass and she showered him with the goodies, management came over and said we were having too much fun and wanted to join our group and give us a free membership… shit Tri turned around with a sign that said “only Jumpsuits allowed” the girls all laughed and management left with their tail between their legs.
Well just when all the coyote girls were getting drunk we got the signal to leave and left them all hanging waiting for more. Fender and I left with the mamasan that we tagged teamed later (anther story, gerbils and all) and rode off in our Trikes…it was a great night…
Just want to give props to Tri for showing us the light and how to really party at g-clubs. It was a good night total bill was only like 300B, which was my fault for ordering a drink (I know I know next time I wont do it sorry).
If you ever get to meet Tri he’s a cool mother… party like a rock star!!!
View all comments by GoodLife
I’ll be joining you as soon as I’ve mastered the mullet - my hair is receding from the front faster than it’s growing at the back, so timing is critical. Do you think a ponytail or a frizzy perm is the way to go? Gee - I’m so looking forward to strutting my shell suit (red “silk”, with MANHCESTER UDT printed across the back) through Patpong’s “naughty nightlife” district! Plus, I’ll be sporting a pizza-sized amulet with LED disco lighting which should have the hotties hanging off it, and an outsize pair of Al Pacino-style aviator dark glasses - a streetwise look that says “I’m down with the kids”. To think I’ve wasted so much time wearing jeans and a t-shirt! You guys ROCK! Totally!
View all comments by Pants Elk
What a night! I was wondering where I left my Mekong…. Can you imagine how hard Judge Reinhold would have jacked it to our mamasan coming out of the pool? Pretty hard, that’s how hard.
View all comments by fender
gl - damn dude. I am jealous. I should have picked up the phone when u guys called. Shit.
pe - I think the ponytail is key. DO u have to carry a battery around for the LED amulet or does it run off the solar panels strapped to your fanny pack? Please confirm u did NOT forget the fanny pack?
f - superhard
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