There have been references to the Ball/Testicle massage on the Blog so I thought I would write this educational piece as a public service. (1)
At farang oriented Bangkok Massage places those paying for a “Ball/Testicle massage” are getting scammed and cheated.
Just like newbies who go to a GoGo and get subjected to the “small time scams of TG shortballers” unschooled farangs in search of the mythical Ball/Testicle massage get hustled and cheated—-never getting what they pay for and usually paying and leaving none the wiser. (2)
The Ball/Testicle massage is a specific procedure imported from Japan meant to improve the function of the male package. Administering a Ball/Testicle massage requires instruction and practice from someone who knows what to do.(3)
When farangs pay the Ball/Testicle massage premium what they get is usually some unschooled rubbing and tugging far from a real authentic Ball/Testicle massage.
What is being sold is a really just a normal hand job deceptively packaged as a Ball/Testicle massage.
So how do you recognize when you are getting the real thing?
The Ball/Testicle massage is a specific procedure, imported from Japan, designed to flush the male package of toxins and impurities. Think of it like an oil change or a coolant flush for your car.
This is accomplished by repeatedly forcing blood into and out of the male package. The idea being that toxins and poisons will be forced out with the old blood—the end result being improved feel and function.
What a skilled trained Ball/Testicle masseuse does is not just induce an erection. She actually pumps blood into, around, and out of the male package.
The process is normally started by the masseuse blocking the femoral arteries that feed blood to the legs. The masseuse does this by placing both thumbs into the joint between the hip and the thigh. With nowhere to go, the blood normally headed to your legs is shunted into the nearest alternative—your package.
As blood is shunted into your package the masseuse moves the blood around the general area making sure everything gets flushed. This usually involves massaging and manipulating the base as well as the testicles. Of course, this usually causes a monstrous woody—the primary reason the Ball/Testicle massage is so popular.
The inflation/deflation process can be repeated several times (if the recipient can take it) to make sure everything gets a thorough cleansing.
In my personal experience, the effect of a properly performed Ball/Testicle massage is noticeably improved feel and functionality for 24-48 hours.
A properly performed Ball/Testicle massage is also an excellent way to start your Bangkok holiday. Jet lagged and tired from a long flight? Think of a properly performed Ball/Testicle massage as a tune up done to your car before a long drive. It insures all the machinery is in peak operating condition for the upcoming strenuous demands.
So where can you find a real Ball/Testicle massage?
I do not know of any farang oriented massage joints that offer an authentic Ball/Testicle massage.
You have to go to a Japanese massage place.
Generally, I avoid the farang massage places anyway. They are usually run down, not very clean, and offer poor service. The Japanese places in contrast are always neat, meticulously clean and sanitary. If they weren’t Japanese guys wouldn’t patronize them.
The best one I know is Orchid Masage on Sukhumvit Soi 31. You turn onto Soi 31 and head all the way down and make a left and it is on the right.
At the Orchid Massage each girl normally uses the same room all day everyday so there is an incentive for the girl to keep her “home” shipshape. There are lots of rooms relative to the number of customers so most of the time none of the adjacent rooms are occupied and there is a real sense of privacy. Each room has its own shower and a mattress on the floor.
The Orchid Massage girls receive training about how to perform a proper Ball/Testicle massage and it is one of the more popular options so the girls are not only schooled but get to perfect their skills by practicing a lot.
Orchid Massage has a mainly Japanese clientele but they welcome farang customers.
The prices are the same as most Bangkok Massage places and the Ball/Testicle massage only costs a couple of hundred baht extra.
A 2 hour Thai massage with the Ball/Testicle option is 550 THB. While this is the most economical alternative there are frequently no girls who give Thai massage that are also trained for the Ball/Testicle massage.
Most of the time, you have to get the 2 hour Oil Massage with the Ball/Testicle Option which costs 850THB.
If you do this it greatly expands your choice of girls and makes it a lot easier to find one you find attractive that is trained for the Ball/Testicle massage.
When you enter the Orchid, they have a photo book of girls that are available.
Only certain girls are trained for the Ball/Testicle massage and on each page a small Japanese character indicates whether she is certified. If you are uncertain you can ask the owner or mamasan who is usually running the front desk and speaks English.
If you don’t speak Thai, I recommend asking the Owner/mamasan to indicate which girls speak English because you are going to need to communicate with the girl to get the full Ball/Testicle massage experience.
Once you have chosen a girl, they call the girl out and you proceed upstairs to a private room where you shower and get your massage.
If you realize the way the girl is compensated you will be able to enjoy and get much more out of your massage.
The girls at Orchid, like most Japanese massage parlours, make money only when the customer buys extra services.
At Orchid the girl gets 25-50THB for administering the massage but keeps the money from extra services.
The standard pricing scheme is 500/1000/1500 for hand/mouth/full service so the full package, oil massage, Ball/Testicle massage, and full service will cost 2350THB. It might be possible to negotiate down but I have never attempted it.
In my experience all the Orchid girls offer the full menu but if you are particularly heinous this might not always be the case. It is up to the girl. Because the girl keeps the extra services money, there is no reason to tip.
Personally, I feel it is unethical to get a massage without buying any extra services because it means the girl is essentially working for free. If you want a good regular massage with no extras you are better off going to a regular massage place.
Normally the girl starts on your massage and somewhere along the way asks what extra services you want. In my experience, the girls wait until you are in your weakest negotiating position before broaching the subject.
You can figure out what this means. ☺
I recommend that you tell the girl exactly what you want up front. It makes the massage experience more enjoyable and usually relaxes the girl because she knows that she is going to make some money and not have to work for free.
It is perfectly OK, to tell the girl to skip the regular massage, give you an hour of Ball/Testicle massage and leave the remaining hour for full service. The girl will actually prefer this because giving the regular massage is by far the most strenuous portion of the 2 hours.
If the girl knows you are getting full service she will also be down with taking off her clothes at the very beginning. Normally, the girl strips to her underwear and wears a towel while administering the massage and only gets naked after you choose full service. By letting her know at the start that she is going to end up naked in the end anyway it makes it easier to get her to strip right off the bat.
It is also perfectly OK to give the girl specific instructions as they proceed. In my experience, the girl usually welcomes this because it provides feedback on whether she is satisfying you.
Is it also OK to tell the girl how many cleansing cycles you want. Be careful because it is embarrassing when your mouth writes a check your body can’t cash . ☺
When you are done, you take another shower to wash off the oil and head downstairs. Normally the girl waits until you put your shoes back on and formally says goodbye as you leave—typical Japanese style service.
- See The Ball Massage by ~h
- See Users Guide to Gullivers, http://www.2thebigmango.com/?p=373
- As usual the Japanese are the banging connoisseurs schooling the world. See The Truth about the Japanese in Bangkok by BigBaby Kenny and the comments that followed
‘blocking the femoral arteries’..?
‘inflation/deflation process’…?
uuhhhh..i think i might settle for a hand-job
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well - I gotta say. huge fan of the ball massage. Some people are afraid of it or think it is just some lead up to the hand job. It is something in and of itself. I found Ogoto down in silom to give a proper one. In fact when u ask for it there are usually only a few girls who offer it and they are not usually the hot ones.
Looks like I will be heading to orchid soon.
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‘In my experience, the girls wait until you are in your weakest negotiating position before broaching the subject.’
That reminds me of a Vietnamese striper I had in Houston once..she was on her knees and had her lips rubbing my member when she told me the price.
Shit, I would have given her the keys to the ranch at that point.
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I don’t know what to say. I just know that I wish I hadn’t read this. Images of BBK spread eagle and the associated blood flow are now stuck in my brain forever. Damn you BBK.
Alike bo, my Lolita’s mouth massage is good enough for me.
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> The idea being that toxins and poisons will be forced out with the
> old blood—the end result being improved feel and function.
There are toxins and poisons in my penis !!???
View all comments by Orion
- it’s called ’sperm’.
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WARNING about Orchid. The photo book has some extremely well airbrushed photos. Last girl I picked hardly looked like the photo. If you look at their website you’ll be amazed by all the beauties. Not true. If you do have to go there then request a lineup to choose from. Otherwise, I second smitty on ogoto.
View all comments by nic
Anyone anyone?… My Ball Sack stared to hurt as i read that entry thanks BBK…
Hum someting new.. maybe mayyy be.
D
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Its such a tantalizing subject! I always stay clear of the massage parlours offering this type of massage. I try to find a regular massage parlour and ask the girl to focus on the meat and potatoes with a BBJ thrown in. I did this in September while on Kon Samui. I went to the same place every am before lunch and had the same service with the same girl every day. I resisted the final moment to keep my stength for later activities. It all worked fine for me - but maybe I’ll try Orchid when I come to BKK in Jan - the description of the Japanese oriented pros. does seem intriguing.
View all comments by Tim Oakland, CA
@BBK I heard there is now a line of farangs outside Orchid’s door. I think they may owe you a few freebies.
Leave it to the Japanese to over think a simple hand job.
So what happens when you block the femoral arteries on your favorite tg?
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While I was writing this it occurred to me that Orchid Massage might see a stream of White Dudes as customers—something that is not that common there and wonder what was happening.
It is not really that big a place so it wouldn’t take that many white guys showing up to make a difference to them and the girls working there.
When I was writing, I tried to find an email address for them to let them know but I couldn’t find one. I located one but the address had been turned off.
They have a website but there is no email address on it.
It would be really interesting if the owner could post here and provide some more information.
If anyone visits there as a result of this post maybe they could mention it to the owner and give them the URL of The Big Mango Blog.
It would be kind of cool if the The Big Mango Blog was popular, well read, and the regular posters were trusted enough to be able to have a significant positive impact on a business.
BigBabyKenny
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So are u expected to shoot a load during the balls massage?
Or should you wait for the HJ??
What if you “accidentally” pop during the ball massage…?
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tim oakland - smitty from sf here. nice to see u on the blog. ball massages rule. get in there.
bbk - I plan on checking out the place but if the owners are thai they won’t get the blog the internet or anything we are talking about it. I have tried what u mention before and it goes nowhere. Only the farangs get it.
msb - I think you will find that u are not ready to show until they move in the hj or bj. the ball massage really is kneading the balls. not your tool. but once u do go images of old faithful come to mind.
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“images of Old Faithful come to mind”
If they can make me ‘erupt’ every 65 minutes without fail then I’m willing to give it a go !
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First time at Orchid I had pretty good fun with a gorgeous girl. Second time was awful. Even cut the massage short and left early.
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r - i think with all these places one can never be assured of a perfect time every time. At the end of the day it is the girl, the day and the vibe but some places tend to skew to a good time most of the time. hence Tulip for me but I had a bad time there once and never chose that girl again. I usually find someone I like and stick with the same girl. Seems to trend well over time. until my tulip girl got married though. damn.
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I had a ‘ball massage’ last week in ‘Afterskool’ down Soi Cowboy.
I say ‘ball’… but it pretty much focused on my purple-headed pump-action throbbing warrior.
It only lasted 12min 38secs (buddy timed it) which I thought was pretty good?
Usually I try and last as long as I can by thinking of the usual blind babies and dead kittens.
Many thanks to the German guy at the bar who lifted his girfriends top up to reveal her tits for me. Every little helps.
Wasn’t too pleased with the big ‘cheer’ that everyone gave me as they caught sight of my ‘cum face’!
Still, I guess it was a compliment to the poor girl who nearly had the back of her head blown off.
I’ll stay out of the Orchid and stick with the ‘Naughty Boys Corner’
View all comments by Day walker
A ball massage in the wrong hands:
http://bargirlsrpeople2.wordpress.com/2007/11/07/pink-ball-massage/
Kenny’s guide was two weeks too late to save me!
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Werewolf,
I have been to the Pink a few times.
It is is a nice Japanese Style Massage place with Japanese style service just like the Orchid, i.e. the rooms are neat, clean, and sanitary, the girls are very polite, and the level of service is high.
But they have never offered the Ball/Testicle massage option as far as I know. Did they list it on the menu?
It would be odd if they listed it on the menu, and the girls had received no training because most Japanese guys would know they are getting scammed right away. They might not complain but it would kill business.
On a side note, I think the “Ball/Testicle massage” is a literal translation from Japanese which is why it sounds so quaint to English ears.
Since we are the pioneers here we can probably make up our own English or Thai/English word for it that would make it sound more politically correct.
I am not sure what an accurate but politically correct description would be
Or one that was oblique enough you could use it in polite company.
We could use Japanese to hid the meaning–amatsu waikyoku, i.e. heavenly torture.
Or call it a Package Flush, Package Tune Up, Package Massage …..
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MSB,
You aren’t expected to pop during the procedure. The purpose is to flush out your system so it operates with higher efficiency.
If an “accident’ happens, I guess no harm no foul but it might cause a compensation issue if you didn’t settle what extras you are getting at the beginning.
As I wrote, “Be careful because it is embarrassing when your mouth writes a check your body can’t cash.”
Generally, it is better to go into the whole thing with a holistic approach.
Find a girl you like in the photo book, skip the regular massage, have your machinery fully flushed and tuned up, and then take it for long test drive—all for about 2350 THB.
It is true as Nic wrote that the pictures in the photo book are heavily airbrushed so you must exercise caution, but in my experience there are a good number of cute, sexy, fresh girls working at the Orchid.
Remember the Orchid has a mainly Japanese clientèle and has been around for a long time so the place can’t be manned by a crew of leather skinned old hags.
It is also OK, to drop in, take a look in the book, and, if you don’t find anything you like or all the girls you are interested in are busy, politely leave.
It is not OK, to choose a girl from the book, have her brought out, decide she is ugly and then leave.
This will really hurt the girls feelings, cause a loss of face, and make it very uncomfortable if you try to come back in the future.
The place is also set up so there is no pressure for you to choose the same girl every time you visit.
The girl are in back so when you are in the reception area choosing your girl,a girl you have previously chosen is not eyeballing you expecting to be chosen again. The only one who knows you are there again are you and the owner/mamasan.
A knowledgeable,careful, fun loving, carefree, dude with a little dinero in his pocket could safely and discreetly work their way through the whole Orchid line up just like an Arab Sheik works his harem.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
BigBabyKenny
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@BBK: It was on the menu, but cleverly disguised.
The sign on the front desk listed three options (oil, thai, foot?) and three times (1 hr, 90 min, 2hr?).
Now think of the Mastercard logo… two overlapping circles. There was a large printed box at the bottom of the sign with a similar symbol — quite large. Written across this suggestive symbol were two one-syllable words, and a price of 300 baht. Not recognizing the posted phrase I pointed to it and asked what it meant. “Oh, ball massage, extra 300 baht” was the answer.
I don’t remember the phrase… maybe it was the Romanized version of the thai words for ball massage, maybe something else.
However, I have no doubt that it was advertising a ball massage, and that my massage girl delivered her version of a ball massage without me having to ask.
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This conversation has inspired me to finally tell my mother what I am doing here in Bangkok: “One of the things I do in Bangkok Mommie is help run this website where people named Big Baby Kenny and Werewolf discuss having their ball sacks massaged.”. I would go on but she probably wouldn’t make through that (ww/bbk: kidding of course, discuss away…)
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pmmp: Now that’s funny.
Once many years ago on a visit to my sister’s in the states, she was looking at photos I had from Thailand and came across one that showed me with a very pregnant Thai girl.
“Who is that girl ?’ she asked.
‘That’s my girlfriend’ I answered casually.
Shock horror… her little brother was having sex overseas with foreign women.
They’ve all calmed down since that day but it certainly opened the ‘kinfolks’ eyes.
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@pmmp: don’t worry, i pay no attention to anything you say
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Just call it what it is folks. the same thing the lady calls out when u order it:
nuaat khai
นวด ไข่
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@pmmp….
I don’t think it’s the content, more the ‘I.T nerd’ in you that’d bring shame on your family.
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Pmmp,
That is why we need specialized terminology like the CIA.
The CIA doesn’t kidnap people. They conduct a rendition.
The also don’t assassinate anyone. They terminate them with extreme prejudice.
We don’t get our ball sacks massaged . We have our systems purged of toxins for increased efficiency.
We also don’t pay girls for sex we barfine them for LT or ST.
TG’s are not prostitutes. They are working.
Thailand is sort of like a college fraternity or secret society with secret rituals and recognition signals and the members, i.e. you, me, werewolf, and Smitty sit around beating off hordes of young super hotties begging to bang and blow us while laughing at the guys in the rest of the world who have to work hard, kiss a lot of ass, and spend mountains of money, to get low grade unskilled infrequent sex from middle aged grossly overweight, cottage cheese thighed, divorced mothers who nag nag nag nag and suck suck suck suck all the fun out of life while draining their bank accounts and driving them fucking crazy by prattling on and on and on about feminist nonsense until they are old and decrepit.
(note to anonimus–insert your rant about the length of the last sentence here)
BigBabyKenny
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Werewolf,
I never knew the option was available because there was nothing in English posted anywhere and I generally avoid conversation with the Ladyboy mamasan.
There is one girl there who I really really really like. Obviously she has been holding out on me and denying herself a large steady stream of income.
BBK
I will have to ask her about
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bbk: well said and on:
“Thailand is sort of like a college fraternity or secret society with secret rituals and recognition signals and the members”
and now we have Avatars
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@BBK, do you really have to rub our nose in it? By the way you forgot to mention the cold weather that we have to endure.
@Smitty, who’s image is next to your name?
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Smittys ‘Avitar’…. ‘Robo-chicken’
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I can’t believe none of you know it is Ultraman?
What planet are u all from anyway?
Here is the wiki on Ultraman:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultraman
It should be clear why he is my avatar.
Also - there is Thai significance to all of this as well.
Not sure the latest on the ultraman japan versus ultraman Thai but ultraman in Thailand is huge. Big money at play here.
http://www.asiaweek.com/asiaweek/magazine/life/0,8782,185619,00.html
View all comments by smitty
Why pay a total of 1,350 Baht to be rubbed with oil for 2 hours and then given only a short tug afterwards by some salad dodger, where is the value for money in that?
Go to Angelinas on New Petchburi Road (just passed the Soi Soonvijai intersection) and for only 1,200 Baht get laid twice with the girl of your choice for 2 hours.
I think I will save the 1,350 Baht and pull myself off instead.
Sheesh…
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cl - nice handle. seems to be a futile argument given your handle but I think u make a good point. However there is a difference between a rub and tug and a ball massage. I do think BBK is offering more money than one needs to though. I go to ogoto - I order the ball massage. I think it is 900 baht for oil with nut rub for 90 minutes. It is a good massage to boot and it is a proper ball rub. Then I tip her. Works fine for me. I don’t think one has to pay for the massage and short time on top of that for proper ball massage but maybe the japanese feel they need to. Not me. Can u give me one other landmark for Angelinas so I can circumnavigate to the plac? Need to check it. thx
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Angelina’s is a soapie on New Petchburi Road, directly opposite the far end of soi Thong Lor. Cheap and cheerful would be a generous description…
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Smit - Sounds like for your 900 Baht plus tip at IGotToGo you are not even getting a happy ending. Not4Me, thank you.
Angelinas is on New Petchburi heading east about 100 meters after you pass Soi Soonvijai. Opposite of where Thonglor (Suk Soi 55) intersects with Petchburi. Girls are 1,200 & 1,400. In 2 hours you can get rid of all that toxic nut juice you can push out using old, traditional, well established, DickInBush techniques.
Pictures and maps of Angelinas are here. Prices are wrong:
http://www.soapy-massage.com/angelina-massage-parlor-new-petchaburi-road-bagkok.html#Angelina_Massage_Parlor_New_Stella_New_Petchaburi_Road__
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cl - sorry. that includes the happy ending. I don’t go to a soapie for a massage. So my purposes of going to ogoto would be for a real massage and ball rub. with happy ending. There is a difference to me. If I want knock shop then I go to a bangkok cozy or angelina’s. These are not similar experiences. My only point was I don’t think someone has to pay what BBK is suggesting. Thanks for the info.
bbb - I am sure u know the location based on experience?
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True, no massages at a soapy. But then again, I wouldn’t rate the massages to be worth their weight in massage oil at those typical rub and tug places like the ones being discussed here. Rather just have the business with a P4P girl. And if I want a massage, I get one from a real masseuse like at Reun Nuat on Convent. No hanky-panky hokey-poky.
Anyway, Bangkok Cozy is a good venue. You’ll drop a bit more dosh in there on a double-nut than you would at Angelina’s, but rooms are pretty good and it’s also a good 2 hours. You can also throw down a double nut at Sao Bo Tan on Urapong. 1,000B for the first nut and a 500B tip to the girl if you want a second one. Not bad cost per unit either.
I would be surprised though if you could find anything on Silom for 900 Baht for a 90 minute oil rub above and below the hood together with a happy ending. I would be interested to hear how the cost breaks down if you happen to know it.
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cl - where the hell is sao bo tan? killing me with all this info.
I mentioned ogoto in silom - actually saladaeng because they have the ball rub on the menu. the girls who do it give a great massage and with the tip u get a great finish. I have been happy with it. Obviously I don’t go here for any other reason. They typically have japanese clientèle but it assures good service. I don’t go to this place expecting a great soap experience.
thanks for all the info!
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So 900 Baht (including tip) at IGotAHo for the oil rub, ball toxin extraction, and the happy herky jerky ending? Yeah, value for Moola!
Sao Bo Tan - Urapong Road. Go on Rama 1 past National Stadium. Turn right at the second traffic light, whcih is about 1 kilometer past the stadium. Its one intersction past Lotus. That’s Urapong. The venue sits at the corner of Urapong Soi 13. Its been there 30 years I think. Small tubs, but for 1,000 Baht for the full monty and 30-35 girls to choose from can’t complain. If you turn right onto Urapong and hit the bridge over the klong then you have gone just a wee bit too far.
Happy fish-bowling….
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frito lay - u da man.
s. botan is there and works as advertised.
Will be writing it up shortly!
thanks.
Any other venues on offer? Damn that was good!
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You welcome. If you want cheapies like that Smitten, there are 2 more soapies on Petchburi under 1,000 Baht both within walking distance da Cozy. Saiphon and Pornphet. Pics and details here:
http://www.soapy-massage.com/pornpetch-massage-parlor-new-petchaburi-bangkok.html#Pornpetch Massage_&_Turkish_Bath_House_-_New_Petchaburi_Road_Bangkok
http://www.soapy-massage.com/saiphon-massage-parlor-new-petchaburi-bangkok.html#Saiphon_Massage_Parlor_-_New_Petchaburi_Road_Bangkok
Happy endings…
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Did we ever ascertain if the price of 900 Baht Smitty gave for Ogoto includes an oilmassage with nut rub for 90 minutes, plus a tug job at the end, all in for that price?
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My guess after reading the price list on the web site here is that the price does not include the happy ending, which would be extra. If so, not so inexpensive as Smitty was suggesting.
http://ogotomassage.client.jp/price-en.html
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I have always just ordered the 900 baht jobbie cause it works, I get a great massage and I tip her. She always finishes the job so to speak.
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further to - I was not suggesting ogoto as a cheap knock shop. I put some value on a decent massage and a REAL ball massage. S. Botan for instance gives a crap massage but for 1k u get a good knock. Don’t see how these 2 things can be directly compared.
I used ogoto as example to balance BBK’s price quote which I thought were high. so 900 for 90 minutes of a real massage. 30 minutes of that is a REAl ball massage and then I tip. All depends on what u r driving for.
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Smitty, according to the map Ogoto actually appears to be on Sala Daeng 2 and not on Convent as you mentioned.
Anyway, one question occurred to me, since the ball massage is intended to be therapeutic and not necessarily sexual, does it actually feel good?
If it doesn’t I wouldn’t see the point to it as I am pretty good at finding honorable consorts to shag and remove the toxins when needed in a very pleasurable way.
The last thing I want is someone to rub my balls in a way that does not feel good. I could drag them across the carpet like a dog does and achieve the same unpleasant feeling.
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Sorry Smitty, my mistake, you did say Sala Daeng and not Convent. But it is however on what is known as Sala Daeng 2 just for the record, which is that cross road that goes from Rama 4 to the main soi of Sala Daeng.
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cl - It is just saladaeng about 3/4 way down before u get to Sathorn road. ogoto is on a side soi but the side soi it is on is a dead end - not a through soi. U can see the sign as u walk down saladaeng on the left. past where zanottis is.
I like the ball massage - once again. comparing a soapie - which generally is a lame massage or in general just thinking that clearing the pipes is the same as a ball massage is not really the point.
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@CLY
There is absolutely no pain or discomfort and it is extremely some would say excruciatingly pleasurable.
The problem is usually holding it in.
Part of the skill on the part of the masseuse is moving all the blood in and out without causing anything to happen prematurely.
Since the girl is incentivized to keep pushing it up to but not over the edge, over time they usually get really really really good at it.
My hat is off to the Japanese Dudes, true banging connoisseur’s, to have invented the Ball/Testicle massage.
View all comments by BigBabyKenny
Amusing, but strictly for the novice or poseur sexuale. A real connosieur will invite the next level of a startlingly pleasureable, incendiary sperm rocket conclusion by getting simultaneously rimmed/sucked by another lovely providing a gentle anal probing and light scratching. Time the sperm eruption with a howl of joy from deep within your bowels and you will have parachuted into nirvana.
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@ garett: Ah yes, a “Tulip twofer”.
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Just curious if there are any such establishments that practice this technique in the southern US preferably NC or SC? Thank you much in advance, Jim
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