The chunky dirtlegs are always the first ones to move in as they likely wont be called down from the pole to a customer..so best be aggressive and hope they landed a buffalo that is too nice to swat them away.

Your mate is a pro….it is better to handle it non-verbally than to ruin the atmosphere…
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If some overweight mug-punter sits next to me i give her the custard pie treatment (referred to as ‘pieing/pied off’) - Flat out tell her your not interested and if she persists tell her to do one.
If you see the girl of your dreams/night/next 1hour then call her over, pay bar and wihin 30minutes you’ll

Wasting 100baht on buying some scragg a beer thats pestered you for the sake of ‘not loosing face’ is pathetic, your loosing face for being the dumb foreigner with more money than balls - Id rather eat the 100baht note
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Thai guys would bang these girls, but there not allowed in to the gogo bars. I have taken a few Thai guys in from decent backgrounds and they sat there likes newbies with their jaws hanging down unable to talk. They always choose the girls with the biggest jugs no matter what she looks like…

JD - still cracking me up.
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to be fair - there are some. but they get barfined early. and then they yo-yo in and out at high frequency. so they not really around. and they just a handful. and they are expensive. cause they know they hold the chips as the rest of the scene are dragons. and they hardcore as f*ck.
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C’mon m Basic genetics. Hotties are everywhere. They are from all classes and they are in every walk of life. Some of them sell pussy. Some of them trade it for a life time of security and worry free shopping and a lot of it is “left on the shelf” waiting for a decent marital deal or even a decent boyfriend. Soem would never dream of shagging a Ferang. Some only dream of getting their moist little cracks licked by a guy who really enjoys it and who will “teach” them all that other steamy sticky “internet” stuff.

Short story: Two-day seminar with high end Thais. Conversation turns to food. One of the guys had been telling us all at every opportunity, how rich and influential he was (in hopes of pulling some mobile numbers from this gaggle of super-hotties (25-30 years)
At one point, after lunch one of the sexiest women I’ve ever encountered asks Somchai if he “likes to eat sea food”. He replies he “will if he has to Nnnnnnkay ;-?
She scopes her fellow hotties and quips “That’s what we thought” (Gales of laughter)

Back to the bars

My approach to the bars upon entering them, has always been to take my time to scope the gals on offer before taking a seat. The more frantic the server IS to get my ass into the chair the uglier the girls, I’ve found. So first off, I DO NOT take instruction from these
farm-kids.

“Door Girls” (who sometimes laughably refer to themselves as being a cut above the dancers and try for 4K for a poke) are there to run the usual “bait and switch” which is SO much a part of Thai marketing. They are implied to be a cut above the dancers (Nonsense) and will stay with you if you think you’re gonna bolt. On average they are only marginally more appealing than the avaerage dancer or at least see themselves that way. They are rarely of interest to me since they do not think they need perform as advertised.
They’re too sexy for that.

When pickings used to be better, these DG used to be the dancers. The draw for a good bar was that you used to be able to walk in, BF ‘em and bang ‘em. Now they’re door girls.A few of these concepts were borrowed by these bars in the farang scene from g-clubs, Jap clubs and ab-op-nuats.

Point? If any given bar does not have at least a few hotties on offer on a given night: LEAVE. If the hotties in any bar are running a “paddy princess-itis” fever and have forgotten why they’re there?? LEAVE

Don’t give up your self-esteem and control to some kid whose job it is to get your ass into the chair and pin you with a drink.
Once there, don’t let the few hotties on offer get haughty just because you haven’t dumped your cash all over them.
Tell the head squaw that Miss Thailand was rude and that you’re “gonna make this bar famous”.

Then? LEAVE.

@ “m” regarding “heartwarming” or any other type of conversation with the vast majority of Thais at ANY social level: I envy you your social contacts, m
I’m no OAH but after 16 years of close contact with all classes and types I’ve found most Thai women to be conversationally reserved and reticent and, for the most part, dramatically restricted in scope and more or less devoid of opinions.
The number of times I have been able to affect even a modicum of a “heartwarming conversation” with ANY Thai, I can count on the fingers of one hand.
They compensate with their charm and penchant for fun and, yes, naughtiness and flirtation skills.
It’s easier to fukc them than to have a conversation with them.

I have met Thai men who are engaging and intelligent as well but equally reluctant to reveal their true thoughts on matters of import in any conversation out of concern for risking “slippage” in the local food chain.
The exceptions to this admittedly gross generalization run like a vein of precious metal through ALL of Thai society. Sociability and intelligence are genetic to some degree. There are smart people everywhere. Educated and uneducated. Flowers that are not permitted to bloom in daylight bloom at night
Point? I don’t have to cleave to flat (no?)arsed white -skinned Chinese chicks to keep face with the Thai bourgeoisie. Pull hotties from all classes.

Thailand, whose rigid hierarchical system bears much of the blame for this, finds itself studded at all levels with uncut gems. An office setting will have its quietly depraved mongers, its hotties who smut surf like 13 year old boys with Hi-speed and its smouldering female libido sector as well as a good measure of dross.
Any relegation of Ferangs to second rate status has to do with the perception that ALL Westerners belong there. You vote yourself “up” by spending money, showing money, looking “money”.

If you wanna bang a “straight ” hottie, don’t worry, she’ll either keep it secret or she’ll protect the goods until her deal is secure. If you are “sexualizing” with a middle-class gik of a certain age who likes sex you will get your ass kicked if you embarrass her. Just like back home. If you make her “feel bad”, don’t worry, she’ll find a way to make you “feel bad”.

Thai women are EXPERT at finding out if you’re already hooked up. Next time you’re in a room full of Thai women, get out your “inner Thai monger” goggles and imagine how many of them you’d really want to see naked. 10% ? How many would let you see them that way 2% And how many you’re actually gonna pull. 1 % And how many you’re actually gonna pull if you have a happy, loving, devoted , hot, “right for you” gal (from ANY class) waiting at home?)

We are not Thai, m. That’s where the issues originate. That and the fact that there’s someone here for everyone. Slob to slob, Hottie to hottie, and some interesting variations on ALL themes.

If a middle aged, relatively well-preserved, formerly studly, Western man wants to marry a hot, sexy, urbane chick half his age he either has to COMMIT to a marriage in which he has NO legal standing or he has to PAY big money for a series of pros like the Thai mongers do.
Thai men get suckered just as easily by the real hot Thai women.
Ex- beauty contestants NEVER die, they just morph into the marketing phase of their lives. That hot ex-beauty queen from the office who shows up in 800 dollar Manollo’s and impressive “daytime” jewelery?
Don’t worry. Someone’s bangin’ her and it ain’t for free.
Is it you “m” ???

If you “Pizza order” a hotties you have to pay premium prices. That’s like fishing with worms at the salmon farm. Personally, I like stone-fly fishing in the Restegouche River, but I’ll cast a line anywhere I see the waters swirl.
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