Folks. First contribution here. As you can tell by the name I am somewhat a newbie but have ridden before so to speak. I guess you can’t call me a FOB but I am in no way an expert. Recent trip I stayed at the Woraburi on Soi 4. Wanted to be close to the Nana madness but there was no way I would stay near the end of the Soi. Way too busy. Anyway. All of this is besides the point. Each and every night that I wandered back to the hotel, the nights I wondered back alone, I was constantly beckoned by the ladies sitting outside Naree Massage. Naree Massage is near the Orchid House - the last little pocket of life before getting to the end of the Soi. Many a night I heard the calls - come inside, super oil massage is good and don’t worry we make you happy. I will admit right now - none of the girls was really grabbing me but it was late. I could use an oil massage and maybe there would be other things in store. So I went in.
By default they all seemed to assume that I wanted the Super Oil Massage versus the Thai or foot massage. I am too shy to really ask what the difference is but let’s face it. A foot massage has no promise of a happy ending. It was too late and I was too shit faced to consider the contortionist option so I said give me the super oil. 300 baht said the sign outside and no one asked for money so I figured 300 baht it was.
The lass took me upstairs. One of the older ones but she kept saying she gave a good massage. Said not too worry. I was not worried. We went upstairs and the first thing I noticed was the lack of soothing spa music. Instead there was some easy listening music but turned up quite loud. The rooms are small but have a massage table and a shower. All the rooms are open on top so you could hear the other conversations.
My therapist left and I got naked and hopped on the table face down. No hole for the face but I used the pillow. First thing I started to notice was the sounds coming from room #1. The room to the left of me. Sounded like negotiations but could not hear the details. My girl comes back in the room, grabs the oil and jumps on the table. Starts kneading my torso. Brilliant.
Then I hear it. Muffled groans, table squeak and then the slight cooing of a girl taking the salami. At first it was all innocent enough but the squeaking got louder and faster. The cooing got louder and then the unmistakable sound of 2 people seeing the light and then silence. No squeak. Just muffled voices. Okay I get it. More is offered here than the norm.
FYI. Was reading those shuttlecock posts and remembered about that dude - worried trying to sort out if his girl banged at work. Just a note. If your girl works at Naree she is banging. Just as my girl flipped me over to work the “frontside” I started to hear some shit in the other room next to me. This time the sounds came from a dude clearly not able to hold back from whatever his girl was giving him. My guess is that it was not a neck rub. The girl was quiet but the dude kept getting louder. Not my scene really but sounds like he had a good time.
I could sense my time was running out and was wondering what my girly had planned. Let me tell you right now. I was not going to bang this girl. Just not hot enough. Plus. My massage was great. I was so relaxed and feeling good. She grabbed junior and was started toying with him. I said look. What are the options? She said sex, or hj or bj. But she added her ball massage was good. I know what a rub and tug is but what’s a ball massage? I have read about them but never had one. Okay I said. Ball and HJ. She said I would have to tip. Sure. I did not ask how much. I was too busy thinking of something else.
She got right in. Awkward position and all. My nuts and tool basically in her face and my legs spread wider than normal but it felt pretty good. At first the pressure seemed a bit much but in and amongst deliberate tugs to junior I was able to take it. I was getting the impression this was going to feel good and that I would be hitting the ceiling during my show of appreciation. She kept the pace slow though. No rush. I was dying. It must have taken 15-20 minutes all in all when I finally lost it but it feel good. Then she tried to get me to go for the full meal deal. I was done. Spent. Over. Maybe next time I said but inside knowing it would have to be a different girl but just not sure the massage table will work for me. Anyway. Sounds like one can do it all here.
I showered up and tipped her 300 baht. She looked like she wanted more did not say anything. I am not sure how this compares to other prices for a decent massage with a nutty nut sack rub and of course a grand finale tug. All in 600 baht. Felt worth it to me. Seems to me that this girls are good to go and may not cost as much as traditional short time but you have to deal with the small and open style rooms. Back home now but next business trip I may try other options at the Naree. Anyone looking for a little Soi 4 end of Soi action may want to check Naree. Decent prices, quality rub and nookie happens.
Anyone else?
300 baht!? You cad you!
View all comments by Combover
Why didnt you try August? Give Ju a whirl….
View all comments by worried
I thought 300 was reasonable.
My hotel was on Soi 4 - not sure where August is. This was an ease of use play.
View all comments by Tricycle
When I read the title my first thought was that this was going to be an article on how they massage you while riding a tricycle. haha.
View all comments by mark
Tri - nice name. I live at the end of Soi 4 and pass by Naree a lot. Even had a late night foot massage one time but never thought to venture up the stairs. Maybe I need to.
View all comments by smitty
300bht!!!
Then you maybe interested in the ’service’ you can get under the Bridge for 200bht….
View all comments by daywalker
My last Pizza Hut Delivery bill was 650 baht, D’OH!
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@pmmp: did it include a happy ending?
View all comments by werewolf
I tought a 500 baht tip would be more appropiate (2000 baht tip if you are Japanese)
View all comments by hanuman
She did not ask for more but will take it under consideration for next time
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werewolf: yes, I got 6 wings free for buying so much
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Inspired by tricycles new farang 33 program (three wheels, three hundred baht) I decided to do something I’d never done before — the three hundred baht hand job at Afterskool on Soi Cowboy.
I went in, sat down, and by the time my beer was in front of me I was surrounded by the three girl scrum with several key spots on my body being massaged.
I have to say, I have never enjoyed the close contact constant rubbing bars. I find it irritating rather than stimulating.
It lasted until the girls started asking for drinks. I said no and they melted away.
I moved from the bar to a booth so I could scan the crowd better. In addition to one dude in the “bad boy” corner, there were two men at the bar getting hand jobs from the working ladies, with both looking pretty pleased about it.
Soon, I had another girl talking to me. She was stroking me and irritating me… she was talking. She looked about thirty or more, but a cute face and she made me laugh. I was thinking that a few minutes of chat and another beer or two and I might be ready for service.
I bought her a drink. This brought out the other vultures. Soon I had a girl in front of me asking me the barrage of usual questions (Where you come from? where you stay? How old you? You speak Thai geng mak!) while some other bitch on my right stroked my cock and talked non stop asking me the same damn questions as the other one, just 38 seconds later, meaning that I was having the same inane conversation TWICE while the stupid cow kept rubbing my prick through my pants.
Finally I couldn’t take it any more. I grabbed her hand, pulled it away, asked her politely to shut up, said good night to the first girl, paid the bill and left.
I’m sure there a lot of guys who love this kind of attention. For me it triggers some kind of reaction where I just want to kill someone.
So, no handjob at Afterskool tonight. It’ll be a long time before I return. If you love ‘hands on’ attention, this is the place. Hand jobs 300 baht per girl. Blow jobs 700 per girl. I think full service is available, and bar fines run around 500 or 600 baht.
I guess it’ll be Lolita’s or Star of Light tomorrow night!
View all comments by werewolf
@werewolf: You could always have finished yourself off. Right there on the high profile padded bench sofa. I wonder what the reaction might have been?
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@Combover: amazingly, my night ended this way, after a fashion.
I ended up taking a stunning Rainbow 4 girl for long-time back to my place. Because it was nearly closing time, and it was gonna be me or nothing, she agreed to a reasonable price.
Once back at my house, we started what is called ‘foreplay’ when it’s with your wife… I dunno what its called with a hooker. We kissed, cuddled, I nuzzled her boobies and then spent a while dining at the Y. She was in the midst of a series of orgasms at 2 am when my mobile phone started ringing. I ignored it three times, and then the house phone rang.
I took a break and answered. It was my ex-girlfriend who lives in Pattaya calling. She was stone drunk somewhere in Bangkok and said she didn’t have anyplace to sleep. When I tried to dissuade her from coming to my place she started weeping uncontrollably, saying she didn’t know where she was and would just wander around on the street all night, so I finally told her to get into a cab and come to my place.
The R4 beauty had to grab a hasty shower, and race out the door. Since she had fulfilled her side of the bargain I paid her the full amount agreed in advance. I’ll try to get a little credit next time I take her out of R4.
Ex girlfriend showed up at my place very wobbly. After she finished puking and I got her cleaned up, stripped down, and into bed I realized that Mr. Happy was still eager to please after all the warmup action with the R4 stunner. I tried to slip it to the ex but she wasn’t having it.
I finally settled for sex with Mrs. Palmer, and went to sleep dreaming of things that might have been. I pretty much felt like an idiot.
My wallet would be fatter and I’d probably have gotten more sleep if I’d simply asked the irritating girl at Afterskool for a blow job — I would have gotten my happy ending and it would have shut her up for a while.
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