Greetings and Salutations. I was a bit of a bitch this past week with some of my comments. Apologies. As a punishment I put myself in the FS2M Penalty Box for a few days forbidden to reply to any posts. The time in solitary did me a world of good as I now feel ready to be a polite and proper blog citizen once again. The penalty box parole board consisting of just me will be keeping an eye on every comment or post I do including this one. The parole board will also accept any complaints about my blogging 24/7. Just send a letter via Post to 123 Soi 4, Bangkok, Thailand (zip code not necessary). Email will not be accepted.
On a less serious note, I had the misfortune of attending a Cactus Club GoGo “private” party this past week. I can’t really go into details as participants agree beforehand that what happens in Cactus, stays in Cactus. I will say though that if you are considering having a private party there or if you have a friend that is considering a private party there, make sure the lineup of girls suits your taste, and make sure you have no negative kharma coming your way. I didn’t realize that making fun of fat farang chicks could come back to haunt me so bad. There is no worse punishment than being stuck at a GoGo private party with a dozen or so relatively humungous GoGo girls. So much flesh, it was horrible. Appreciate the overall effort from Cactus John but he missed big time on this one. Huge disappointment as many of us left early.
Prior to the Cactus MooFest though I had a most enjoyable p4p experience earlier in the week. Well, it was actually a bit perverted and probably not a good idea to talk about it but what the heck. Maybe the parole board will appreciate the effort.
I just closed the Mango and was a little hungry so I headed over to the 24/7 coffee shop on soi 11. On the way I saw this petite little doll who flashed a million baht smile at me as I walked past her. I did a double take and verified that she was indeed a little hottie. I went back and it was game on. My hunger had shifted from stomach to groin as we taxi’d back to my apartment.
After the normal glass of water and introductory Q&A session it was shower time. First, her profile:
Name: Jen
Occupation: Freelancer
Age: 24
Height: Really Short
Weight: 36-36.5 Kilos
Born: Gaza Strip, just kidding, Korat
She then dropped her pants to reveal the ass of a chinese gymnast. Visual aid:
Then the shirt came off revealing a padded bra which when removed revealed lowercase a cups. It was all very revealing.
At this moment a wave of fetish and perversion flooded my brain which thought it would be a good idea for her to clean my apartment ass naked (I know, some weird shit, sorry for sharing). I told her that for 500 baht more I wanted to see her wash a few dishes and dust my entertainment center (TV and DVD player). I expected her at this point to get dressed and get the hell out of there, or even give me a strange look, but instead she smiled and answered with a bubbly “Okay”.
Cool. I sat back with my Grape flavored Gatorade and just enjoyed the show. She really got into it too, posing seductively at every opportunity. She didn’t make it to the entertainment center though as the erotic treatment my dishes received forced me to throw her in the shower and, well, you can guess the rest.
Perverted? Weird? Maybe, but we both had fun and stuff got cleaned. Win-Win. I just hope this is not a slippery slope. I have no desire to eat BBB’s poo, but is it only a matter of time?
Made a return visit to Thigh Bar in Patpong looking for the Chiang Mai beauty I met a little while back. Unfortunatley it was a “miss” this time as the Chiang Mai/Rai girls were not there and the lineup was very weak.
Spotlight Review from the Guide:
1. “What’s to like? What’s not to like? Lucky Pub is what it is, and gets 3 stars because of it. What exactly are you looking for in a disco that starts to fill up at 6:00 am?
Since there’s a good probability that you’re very drunk and barely coherent when you arrive, there’s an equivalent probability that, if you’re pulling from Lucky Pub, you take home a 7 and wake up with a 3. Thus, Lucky Pub merits its own strategy: try to spot a girl you thought was hot when you saw her at Spicy or Tunnel or wherever. Hopefully she was wearing a bright red dress or has pigtails or a huge mole or something distinctive, so you know it’s her. That way, you’ve got a baseline evaluation of her attractiveness, made when you were only after-hours drunk, and not after-after-hours drunk, that can inform your pull/no-pull decision. Then act fast, ’cause the cutie ratio is loooooow. “ - fender on Lucky Pub
Rating: 3 stars
9 New Reviews added this past week on the following Venues:
Euro Massage
Long Gun GoGo
Lucky Pub
Sazanka Korea Style Akasuri & Massage
Star of Light
Suzie Wong GoGo
The Ring
The Strip GoGo
Toy Bar
Other Bar Bits:
- Closing times: NEP/Soi4-2:00am, SC-2:00am, Patpong-2:00am
Visit any bars, clubs or gogo’s this week? If so, please feel free to leave a Comment below or on the Guide to share your experience.
After Hours seems to still be going strong at Spice, The Tunnel, Spicy and Boss. Lucky Pub after 6:00am. I know fender made it out to the After Hours Club near Neverland G-Club. Will try and get him to Comment about it below.
Have any updates on braving the After Hours Scene? If so, please feel free to leave a Comment below and share your experience.
- Party Time! The October 3rd Prohibition Madness Party was a great success. Thanks all for coming. Our next party will be a Halloween Bash Friday October 31st. Should be wild. More details as it gets closer. Costume stores have run out of Young Penfold costumes but if you really want to go as him this year you can get wardrobe ideas from Young Penfold Comments or Pants Elk Comments.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ssB, BBB, and Fon!!!
- We lost again of course at Pool this week and are proudly winless at 0-7-2.
- Breakfast is now served. Free Wifi meet the Mango McMUFFin.
- Map
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#1 - “She went down on me faster than my net worth over the past few weeks” - Punter making the best of it.
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Weekly Contributors: BBB: Bangkok Bad Boy, ssB: sideshowBob, and pmmp: pii mai mii pom
I’m sorry, but I’m as let down by this post as the snoozy “First Ladyboy Experience” post. You promise us - perversion!!!! Yessss!!! And what we get is a perfectly normal Thai domestic scene, like the Siamese Waltons, of a sexy young woman cleaning a man’s apartment in the nude. Not only can I see nothing perverted in this, I can find nothing even out of the ordinary. Are you being ironic?
BBB used to brag loudly about the string of bargirls passing through his place to clean it up and shag him for nothing. I hope they made a better job of the shagging. I’ve seen cleaner living conditions in a Cambodian eel farm. When I was last there, the rats were clawing at the door, trying to get out.
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@Caligula: Sorry to disappoint. About stealing BBB’s material, to be fair, I never read any of his stuff. Like Stick, I only read DTR.
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Tell me she was wearing ‘marigolds’
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Now after his coming out on the LB, PE will tell us about his maid SM fantasy
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Next in the queue, Pants Elk’s magnum opus: “How To Really Really Have Fun On A Cambodian Eel Farm”.
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I took a cute Suk freelancer to a local shit-stained ST hotel many moons ago. When hen i ripped (literally ripped - think hulk hogans wwf ring entrance) her bra off, she had a concave chest. Circus shit. You could of served tomyam soup from it. Was like looking a young kid topless. Even I couldnt go through it. Well ok i did, but had to flip the bitch over so i wasnt looking at the monstrousity of a chest.
All a game as they say
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I’m having YP’s comments embroidered into an Old West-style wall hanging or “sampler”, for the edification of the young.
BBB - last time I left BB Towers I was still kicking your dirty laundry from my shoes half way down Thong Lor. And coughing up clouds of stale ash that even the tuk-tuk drivers complained about.
(SukPsycho - this is another area I really don’t have to fantasise about - sorry!)
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I would like to assure pmmp that there is nothing at all perverted in doing domestic chores in ‘the buff’, Mrs jyy and I often do it.
On the subject of padded bra’s. don’t these girls understand that the dissapointment to the man on removal far outweighs the initial attraction gained by wearing one.
Hey bbb, eels, now your talking, all silky,slippery and wriggly………….Oh Shit!!!!!!!! Nurse, screens please.
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Glad to oblige, pmmp:
Karafun after hours
Karafun is actually not out by Neverland, but is next to the Caribbean g-club. I can sum up Karafun in 10 words:
Ass
Ass
Ass
Bring your A+ game
More ass
Ass
Lots of coyotes and hostess girls roll there after their g-clubs close. Girls driving up in their BMWs, groups of girls, pairs of girls, girls walking out of Caribbean right into Karafun, etc.
Know what you don’t see a lot of? Farang guys. I saw maybe 6 in a very, very large open-space club full of people. Know what you see even less of? Farang guys talking to girls. I saw none. Other guys may have seen one (that’d be me, cause I’m the mac daddy out with the coyotes from Resort). You see a lot of TGs talking to TGs and dancing with TGs. You see a lot of good looking Thai guys. This is a meat market, and while there may be some p4p, it ain’t Sukhumvit p4p. I’ve never been to RCA, but pmmp says it sounds like RCA after hours, fwiw.
I frankly don’t know how what rating to give it, so let’s say 4 stars: 5 stars for the level of talent, minus one star degree of difficulty. If you’re walking in alone and leaving with a girl, then I wanna be you.
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By the way, I also did make it out to Neverland this week, so if anyone’s interested, here are my thoughts:
Neverland g-club:
It’s way out somewhere; I have no clue really, but the address is on the website. It took about 20-25 minutes for the cab to get there, driving really really really fast on the expressway. So it’s not close.
It’s owned by the same folks who own Sky Club, and it’s a similar set up, but smaller. The 2 apparently share girls when there are big parties. There are hostesses, PR, coyotes. Band plays, coyotes dance, band plays, coyotes dance. The singers weren’t stripping.
My experience was diminished by my poor Thai language skills. Nobody presented a mms/pps who spoke english well, so I tried to ask the pps to bring over a selection of coyotes from whom I could choose, but he just brought over one girl, who wasn’t really doing it for me. She had a great body, wasn’t wearing much, and could dance up a storm, but she had one of those big, Julia Roberts, gaping fish mouths that wouldn’t likely give my little weiner any friction at all. I figured I’d try to drink her into more attractiveness, but it didn’t work. Meanwhile, she was being an absolute doll, fun, attentive, friendly, not objecting to groping or probing, basically giving me no reason to throw her back other than my dissatisfaction with her level of beauty. Which, of course, is a PERFECTLY GOOD reason to throw her back, but (1) I didn’t want a guilt trip, either self- or pps- or coyote-inflicted, and (2) being the only farang in the joint, I didn’t want to come off as a dick. Anyway, if you’re marginally comfortable with g-clubs and with your Thai language, you’ll probably have a good time here. I’d say 50% of the coyotes were really hot, and there were plenty available to choose from. The hostesses were okay. Membership was 20k. I saw at least 4 customers passed out on their tables, so it’s got that going for it too.
The night after I was there, they were having a fetish party; the ads on the tv screens showed one girl with an O-ring mouth gag and her hands tied behind her back, another with her hands cuffed to her ankles and her legs spread wearing a tiny thong, etc. My girl said she wasn’t looking forward to it because she was going to get whipped and spanked. Looked and sounded like it might be fun, but I passed, not wanting to get stuck with her again.
3 stars.
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@jaiyenyen: I really wish you would have just said it was your mrs’s in the buff. The images of you in the buff is not sitting well with my breakfast
@fender: Thanks and Thanks. BBK would be so proud of you.
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fender — I’m seriously jealous.
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pmmp, You are not the first person to say that, and probablly will not be the last.
Enjoy your breakfast…again.
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This story just in from our neighbors to the south: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081010/ap_on_fe_st/as_odd_cambodia_unique_divorce
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - A couple in rural Cambodia has terminated their 18-year marriage with a divorce settlement that entailed sawing in two the wooden house they once shared, villagers said Friday. The husband, 42-year-old Moeun Sarim, has taken away with him all the bits and pieces of his half a house, said his 35-year-old wife, Vat Navy.
Let’s hope they don’t have any children.
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Tilac: “Weak” lineup during the week. Happening on the weekends with the A team.
Sheebas: Good lookers abound and good action with the shows and a fun party environment the couple times I stopped in this week. (Note pmmp: Several slender, tight, tatoo sporting dirty CW hotties…you need to get there early as the CW look appears to be in high demand)
Charming Bar: Not charming and bad attitudes. Next.
Shark: A few good lookers to go with the overall above average lineup. Like the attitude here; friendly and fun girls that aren’t pushing for that next lady drink.
Overheard from a disheveled and obviously desperate punter in a Soi Cowboy bar, “I like the prehistoric 10th grader look.”
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@Bubba: Been waiting here at Sheeba’s since 5:19. Brilliant quote.
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wish i could add more this week myself, but all I can say is ‘Beer Lao’ anyone?
Its Back..
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Fender: “…but she had one of those big, Julia Roberts, gaping fish mouths that wouldn’t likely give my little weiner any friction at all.” I am laughing tears
Great post about Neverland. Four Dudes passing out in their table seen a a plus… I like your attitude. Did you start your taxi ride from Lower Suk?
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@Phoenix: Thanks. I caught my cab right in front of Soi Mango on Suk Soi 4. FWIW, Neverland is right near the Galaxy Hotel. I don’t know if this is a ST hotel or brothel or soapie or what, but some folks who don’t know Neverland by name, such as my cab driver, seem to know the Galaxy Hotel.
Maybe they know it b/c it’s just a regular ol’ hotel and I should get my mongering mind out of the gutter…
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Bubba, I hear Charming Bar is up for sale, maybe the staff are just feeling a bit insecure lol.
What’s happened to beer Lao at the mango? last two occasions I’ve called in, “Only have dark”. I trust this will be remedied soon.
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jai - this is not a mango issue. BEER laos has been loathe to say it but their latest shipment has been hung up at the border for weeks now. Bars like the Mango sell so much that the moment we don’t get a shipment we are out.
They would give us a few cases of dark to hold us over. Some bars have some regular left since they don’t sell much.
Word is the shipment has cleared but it may take a few days for it all to filter out to the bars given the motorcycle and tuk0tuk delivery system.
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Thanks for putting me straight SSB.
I look forward to getting my lips round a nice cold beer Lao next time I’m in.
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We received Beerlao tonight so it’s back in da Mango house.
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