First laptops - now penis rings…

I wrote before about Aussie customs looking at iPods and the US wanting to check everyone’s laptop.

http://www.2thebigmango.com/main/2008/08/02/encrypt-those-laptops-baby/

I understand the premise behind all of this but I think that in reality it is mostly a waste of time and that the draconian measures have not really made the world a safer place. Watch CNN from time to time to get the latest on the growing joke that it is the terrorist watch list and the silly ways to get around it.

So now the FDA is going after penis pumpspenis rings and other devices for making the man meat meatier citing that they are dangerous. It seems the border people will be on the lookout for these items and will sieze them. I can’t think of anything that is a bigger waste of time.

http://www.star-telegram.com/business/story/849736.html

Supportive devices, which “function as a splint or cradle in order to maintain a resumblance of turgidity.”

Just wondering when some sort of sanity and common sense returns to this area of the government.

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9 Responses to “First laptops - now penis rings…”


  1. 1 UnCochinoWetback Aug 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    So i guess the new way to spot a terrorist is if he’s entering the states with a massive chubby?? Lord knows how many american women they are keeping safe from all those penis pumped, bomb strapped fanatics. next you know they’ll start confiscating dental dams and french ticklers.
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  2. 2 Pants Elk Aug 23rd, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    What’s a penis ring? Is it something that Penfold belongs to?
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  3. 3 Suk Psycho Aug 23rd, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    @PE: Yes. He is actually the Lord of it.
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  4. 4 Rene Descartes Aug 23rd, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    You’ve got it all wrong. A “penis ring” is a female version of the male “booty call”. It goes something like this…

    “Hello?”
    “Hey dickhead! It’s me, Wanda! Come over and fuck my brains out.”
    “OK”
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  5. 5 Young Penfold Aug 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 pm

    Suk Psycho you absolute cunt, you beat me to it
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  6. 6 sip Aug 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    It’s obvious that the TSA recently saw the movie Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - it’s not really penis pumps they are looking for - it’s the smokeless bong made from a penis pump that could possibly be used undetected in the lav of a commercial airliner… ;-)

    sip
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  7. 7 Pants Elk Aug 24th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    That’s odd. I recently made a penis pump out of an old smokeless bong.
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  8. 8 UnCaochinoWetback Aug 24th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    In order to make a working homemade penis enlarger that can’t be confiscated all you need are some rubber bands, a banana peel and three water balloons. put them together and you can use it on the plane and by the time you get disembark you’ll be prepped and primed to spear any little thing that comes your way… male or female.
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  9. 9 ACLU Sep 4th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    There’s plenty of people mad about the their heavy handed search and seizure tactics. Here’s an online petition if you want to make your voice heard on this topic:

    http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/752010580
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