Hi folks, Bangkok Bad Boy here. You may remember me from such posts as Milky Milky, Rinse and Spit and The Men’s Liberation Army.
Followers of my recent resurgence as guest blogger on Werewolf’s Lair may also recall feeling more than a little queasy, and perhaps even slightly violated after reading a sordid tale entitled Maid Service Required. Sorry about that.
Anyway, on a recent tour of Bangkok’s sleaziest vice dens, I was accosted by the Super Mango Brothers, who I came across sharing a cubicle at Pinnochio’s (Patpong’s ONLY ladyboy blow-job bar!) doing some Serious And Important Research (they said) for the Mango Game Show series. Since they were both clearly occupied, in more than one sense of the word, they asked me whether I might be able to find time to make an Announcement. And so here it is.
An Announcement
Since I packed in the whole blogging game in a fit of pique last year, I’ve been dogged by two requests, over and over again. The first is to make a return to blogging. I did so, as I mentioned above, as a guest blogger on Werewolf’s Lair, earlier this year. It was a fun six weeks, but it felt like around the right amount of time to spend writing regularly. Once you’ve written about pretty much every single bar you’ve ever been to, and every imaginable combination of dalliances with the denizens thereof, there’s not that much left to write about week after week.
The second request is to bring the old archive back online. Parts of it are now hopelessly out of date, but there are still a few gems in there, I think. So the way forward seemed to be to reopen my old website, or something similar. Put all the old pieces back online, and write updates when (and only when) I’d something amusing or interesting to report.
But I’d rather write nothing than write dross (yes, I’ve tried both), and there’s just no way I could keep up the frantic posting schedule demanded by today’s ADHD-addled readers.
What I really needed, I eventually realised, was some kind of larger forum. Some way of sharing the burden with other authors. If only there were a website where I could be part of a larger community of writers, publishing whenever we had something to say, safe in the knowledge that others would be stepping up next…
Like The Resurrection Of Our Lord Jesus, Only Better
And so, after the Super Mango Brothers, desperate to resume their “research”, offered me a free cup of tea and as much black pudding as I could eat if I’d just step away from the toilet and sort the website out, I’m delighted to announce that my entire back archive - along with all future scribblings - will be available right here at The Farang Speaks 2 Much.
We’ve been doing a lot of work behind the scenes on the blog in order to get things ready, and the plan is for the complete works - articles and comments - to appear here over the next few days.
Things will be a little wobbly for a while - we’ll need to go through the whole archive updating links and fixing images, but we’ll get it sorted as soon as we can.
Lots more news to come, so stay tuned - did someone say Weekly?
Excellent news - a re-read of the Mens Liberation Army is long overdue - as for the mango brothers, I suppose it saves them whipping their wangs out of the mincer so frequently - lazy f*cks
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db - ouch. we were doing this as a favor to bbb cause I know he missed blogging so much. lazy f my ass…
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I think it was Nietzsche who once said…. “how much f*cking longer are you going to be in that bathroom” - but that aside, if you have an underlying metaphor and you need to counterpoint its surrealism - then who better than Bangkok Bad Boy?
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also I need to clear the air here - pmmp told me to meet him at pino for mango game show meeting. I did not know it was a research meeting until later. pmmp said that bbb told him it was a cool bar. So none of this my fault and I don’t like the guilt by association bbb is referring to.
Weird thing was suddenly, after already being there for 30 mins, yp came out of the bathroom with a big grin on his face.
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The smile was because he knew who his next customers were.
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Great news and a big winner for TFS2M, BBB and the readers, myself included.
Surprised this announcement didn’t wait until 888, tho.
So what goes up on BBB’s old site on 888? Guess we have to wait and see? Or did the plan to repost the archives there now morph into this?
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Ghost: (B) it morphed into this
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@Ghost: Morph it did. Appear here and here only, they will. Stop talking like Yoda, I must.
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I am so pleased I feel like YP on free Vaseline night at Jenny Star Bar.
Fantastic news
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8-8-8 is such a big day we had to let things out early.
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Remember kids, Vaseline is petroleum-based, which eats through condoms and is thus not commonly recommended for use as a lubricant for sex.
Instead, try to always use a water-based lubricant when you’re buggering men in dresses.
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“… and write updates when (and only when) I’d something amusing or interesting to report.”
Why didn’t you think of this splendid idea years ago?
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Because if he did he’d never have written a word.
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“Why didn’t you think of this splendid idea years ago?”
From this, we can deduce that Pants Elk, author of precisely one (1) article, has had precisely one (1) amusing/interesting thing to say in his 89532153 years on this earth.
Makes your heart bleed, doesn’t it?
Only joshing Panties, my old mucker! How’s life in Darkest Issan?
Amusing? Interesting?
What? Eh? Oh.
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Daily Life In Issan is the subject of my next blockbuster blog piece, which will be more popular than Batman: The Dark Knight. I shall write it in a gruff, Exorcist/Darth Vader-style voice. Do not be ashamed of the pleasure I will bring.
Good news about the blog, though but!
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“Pinnochio’s (Patpong’s ONLY ladyboy blow-job bar)”.Fuck me dead !!
Just been there couple of weeks ago… Spewing.
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With all due respect, speaking for those of us who are new to this board, homophobes, or both….
We wish you would clear up some possible misconceptions eluded to previously.
Our understanding is that these posts, this website, and the Mango are run and operated by some knowledgeable, fun and HETEROSEXUAL mongers.
If this assumption is “BI ALL MEANS FALSE” Please clarify?
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bk - what is it your a getting at? U seem to be on this thread a bunch. The blog is a team effort. I don’t judge people - the thing I love about bkk is there is something here for everyone. Lesbians, gays, people into ladyboys(cut or not) - it is all here. Of course guys just into girls.
If you are trying to get someone from the blog to stand up and say we don’t like people who engage in non hetero activity - it is never going to happen.
I think that is what u are driving for here and if so I am not sure why. The fact that bkk has venues for everyone is awesome. It levels the playing field and provides a good argument against the people who think the scene is bad or slanted towards males. It is not. It is slanted towards anyone who wants it. Guys looking for girls. Girls looking for guys. Guys looking for guys and so on and so on.
Is it not a beautiful thing?
That clear things up for u?
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Crystal
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I looked at the “Authors” list and there it was in the #2 position… “Bangkok Bad Boy (223)”
I clicked and — lo and behold — I was inside the treasure chest!
Somewhat surreptitiously BBB is back (again).
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Awesome news! Weekly would be far better than nothing….
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Strange blogfellows. Let the good times roll.
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