Been busy on the blog folks - it tends to come in waves. PG will be up next with his Pattaya news but this one will be more of a tour. All good. Then Young Penfold is up with his Tagged diary - I am pissing myself just trying to get the fucking thing edited. Pmmp and I buying all the rights to his content by offering him cheap booze and barfines at the Guess Bar. If you did not catch it - Pants Elk had a fine piece the other day. The reader submissions are rocking - thanks folks. And of course Daywalker - angry as usual.
I have been chasing some non p4p tail the past week and blue balls prevail but I love the chase - it is comments like this that are just so spot on:
BTW, just got back from a dinner “date” at Siam. In my typically hi-so way, we ate at the new DQ Grill at Siam Center (which I can whole-heartedly recommend).
Point is the whole area was sick with talent. I had to run home, turn the lights off and crawl into the bed with the remote and the (British) Open.
Exactly. The amount of talent is just sick and I can’t help myself from chasing tail but the beauty of Bangkok is there is ALWAYS a fallback position and mine could very well be Orchid Massage. It is not like one ever has to go without in this town.
Check out this sick article on wired about the future of sex toys - just over the top. Why can’t people just get laid the normal way?
Quick politcal tidbit, so shoot me - but you gotta love California and cities like San Francisco for calling it like they see it:
A measure seeking to commemorate President Bush’s years in office by slapping his name on a San Francisco sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.
Fucking brilliant.
Malaysia - thank God I don’t live there and it just seems that the place is going backwards. I am hoping maybe they send out the CSI core team from Las Vegas to sort the shit out.
It pains me to report that the blog slipped a knotch on the Top 100 list. I am against shameless promotion but obviously I know you will all do the right thing.
Bars are back into full swing tonight so I assume it will be a big Saturday.
Carry on!
Dont you fucking dare edit my submission.
Undiluted genius right there.
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“A measure seeking to commemorate President Bush’s years in office by slapping his name on a San Francisco sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.”
I know, I’ve been following that one…my only regret is that I’ll be living in Berkeley and won’t be able to vote for it.
View all comments by ratchada
bars might be back in full swing except its pissing down tonight.
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Can I just wholeheartedly second your recommendation of the fine submission by Pants Elk? As high as the standard of your blog is, I really feel that this piece has something of genius about it. I have to confess to having to change my catheter half way through, such was level of hilarity it induced. I have had several copies printed out to give to friends - perhaps other readers may like to do the same? A framed piece by Pants Elk is an heirloom treasure to be passed down through generations, and can form an elegant centerpiece for fine drawing-rooms and salons, an eloquent testimonial to the good taste and refined sensibilities of the proud owner!
And anyway, Daywalker blows chunks.
View all comments by Not Pants Elk At All
@ Not Pants.
The posting from PE was excellent. It’s great when people manage to knock out something that gets folk laughing.
o.k.. it’s obvious that non of us are Authors or show enough talent that we could cut it in that field, but we don’t mind having a bash at it for fun.
View all comments by Daywalker
Orchid sucks. Just like G-clubs.
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Naming a sewage plant after GW bush?
That’s an insult… to the turds that call the place home.
View all comments by Kilgore Trout
The Orchid.
I’ll give it a miss from now on. Been 3 times and had 2 lame experiences.
If I managed the place, I would ask the customers for a performance report and dump the lazy ones that chase customers away.
What is it with Thai managers?
They never ask how it was or even say thanks.
Strange but true.
View all comments by Kilgore Trout
yp - whittled it down to like 6 lines. quality stuff
r - change districts
kt - orchid is japanese owned and I am sure they would be more than receptive to your feedback. Been many times had a dud once. I never picked her again. I told the mama that as well. Contrary to what Pants Elk has written, the girl are not robots, and I don’t always blame that on the venue. No way every girl can be a star everyday. Impossible. All in orchid great value for the money but I would let me know if u had a dud continually but one time I dont think is a huge deal given then are human. They should do a better job of feedback but part of that stems from the whole area, the lobby, of discretion. They should hand out a form that u can use and would act as a discount on the next trip if you brought it back filled out.
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Your dud at The Orchid…named Pooky?
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kt - I don’t remember but next time I am back will check the name in the book and post it. Also - use the guide to voice your opinions. Then others get the info - I know the Akane guy reads the guide.
http://guide.2thebigmango.com/thailand/bangkok/massage/shops/sukhumvit/other/orchid-massage-sukhumvit-31/
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… still #5 on the list… nothing to sneeze at. Keep up the good work.
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