Even uni girls go…

From this thread the major takeaway I am sensing is that I should post more about politics. I got it. However today the only thing worth mentioning is this one - too funny.

Pol Sgt-Maj Charas Thaichaina walked into the crowd of protesters at 12:10 am to complain that he had been deployed to watch over the protesters for three straight days without a break to return home to visit his wife and children.

Now that we have cleared that up - we can move on to the less important subjects.

The freelancer model that we discussed prior to opening the bar is slowly getting a few takers. Granted we have a lot more work to and once we get over the Grand Opening hump, more on that soon, we will start to actively work on the freelancer program to a much greater degree. We have some stragglers though and customers have brought some of their own to show them around.

That aside we recently had a party at the bar for a customer who was bringing some business associates and wanted to make sure we had a few girls around. We made a few phone calls and apart from our own girls we were able to round up a few extras.

One of the girls was from a few hours outside of Bangkok and was brought into the party by one of our employees along with her friend. She was young, bubbly and had amazing tits. I could go on and on about her tits but I hate to waste the space. After a few drinks and the allure of money she agreed to go short time. Of course she did not know what short time meant, where to go and how much to charge but she knew she wanted to make some quick cash. Given that Thailand has a system for this type of activity one of the girls quickly sorted her out and one of the dudes from the party was off with some fresh meat. Damn.

Another group of girls that came was ushered in by my main squeeze. One of them had expressed interest in girls and was curious as to what a 3some was. The goal was to get her a little drunk and introduce her to my pad and the ways of the harem. Well - how stupid am I. As soon as people in the bar saw her, found out she was a uni girl and that she does not drink much I was outgunned. Everyone was buying her drinks and one of our regulars used his Thai magic to talk her into a short time. Even my girl was shocked that it all went down so fast but once again. Thailand has a system for keeping this all on the QT and in theory a uni girl can keep on doing her uni thing without anyone being the wiser.

The interesting thing is that at the end of the day it comes down to comfort level and money. For sure this girl would not normally ever come to the Big Mango but when invited by another girl, with her schoolmates,  and given the chance to make some cash without sleeping with anyone the girl jumped at the chance. Once she was here she knew no one from her side of Bangkok would see her so there were no face issues to deal with. And on top of that a Farang with perfect Thai talks her right into a short time but does it in such a way to make her feel okay about it. To top it off - you don’t argue with a girl like this over money. She is not a bargirl, can pick and choose and is not really going to take what others might. So by offering her 3k for short time she quickly gets a sense of the opportunity and away they go. Damn. Another possible 3some with a uni girl pulled right out form under me. Well - good for the biz anyway.

Clarkson on Lap Dancers - hat tip to Pattaya Rag.

The Ghost on the changing face of Pattaya - believe me folks - Pattaya will go the way of Bangkok but it might take longer.

So the 3rd person I know who I actually trust came in and rubbed it into me all the free shags he is getting off of thailovelinks. So I signed up today using blog ad money, since I see this a business expense, to sort out what is really going on. Within minutes of a premium membership I had 7 chat sessions, 4 emails, 2 phone numbers, 2 offers to meet for coffee and one offer for dinner. Hard to tell how hot any of them are but u can tell who the ugly ones are. So far I have ignored the uglies and the phone numbers are from cuties. Dreads rule.

I still plan on writing my when dogs attack post but now I need to know about this place - anyone?

Stay tuned for more cutting edge political analysis, kitchen announcements and grand opening love.

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37 Responses to “Even uni girls go…”


  1. 1 The Ghost Jun 24th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    I’ve said it before…. TLL works pretty differently OUTSIDE Bangkok. I was hoping for that same sort of “let’s meet in 30 minutes” thing I keep hearing about, but 75-80% of the members are in Bangkok, so us out in the sticks end up with “hearts” from people actualy looking for marriage, etc.

    I won’t be renewing my premium when it’s up.
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  2. 2 Professor Jun 24th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Well, I have some time so if you want to go on and on about those tits…
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  3. 3 smitty Jun 24th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    ghost - I am getting tons of pings from girls in the country side but I just ignore it. Within hours I have about 3 bkk girls on the go and looking to hook up. Who knows how it will turn out.

    p - they were like a 36 c or d. very pert. So pert than when some dude paid her to take her bra out from under her slinky dress - the boobs did not move. Just young and pert. We were all starting. Sorry no pics though. I don’t want to deal with the police.

    http://www.pattayaghost.com/2008/06/24/police-hunting-down-pattaya-message-board-porn-posters/
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  4. 4 doctorbond Jun 24th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    I strongly recommend TLL. I joined back in 2003 when I had first booked to come out to Thailand. I only joined for 3 months but the five firm friends I made then are all still friends now and in some cases this has been extended to their friends and families. Given the fun I had and the social opportunties it opened up it was fantastic value for money :) I confess I shagged em all at one time, but amazingly these have now become platonic relationships (bar one).
    As I type this, I am chatting to one of them now on Messenger.
    :)
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  5. 5 Young Royal Jun 24th, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    Can’t believe the amount of fresh meat on Tagged. I ask them where they have been to gauge how fresh they are. Some have never been to Sukhumvit. Some have ventured to Patpong, some have heard of Spicy and go once a Fortnight with a group of girls from work. It funny chatting to them all and finding out how they approach it. I will have a look at TLL but Tagged has lined up a lot of dates for when I arrive. Might not have time to go to R4. Haha Sure I can squeeze it in. Interestingly I was chatting to a Uni girl and out of the blue she told me she worked in Patpong Gogo for 4 months to pay for her course and tops it up by going to Spicy now and then, Very honest. There’s a few blatant bar girls and some of the hottest ones are on the Escort and Porn sites. Tagged and Bagged.
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  6. 6 werewolf Jun 24th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    I confess I shagged em all at one time

    Must have been a mighty big bed and an interesting video! :D
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  7. 7 The Heckler Jun 24th, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    Hats off to ‘The Master’.

    I’m still waiting for an apology for the blatant intransigence in regard to being willing to accept who came first. :)
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  8. 8 Bangkok Bad Boy Jun 25th, 2008 at 12:28 am

    @Heckles: I recognise all of those letters, and even some of the words…
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  9. 9 The Heckler Jun 25th, 2008 at 12:52 am

    Well you are a Brit, right?
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  10. 10 mart Jun 25th, 2008 at 2:36 am

    No, BBB is The Brit!
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  11. 11 Painkillerdon Jun 25th, 2008 at 3:57 am

    Where are the photos of the new bar.

    don
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  12. 12 werewolf Jun 25th, 2008 at 7:50 am

    That aside we recently had a party at the bar for a customer who was bringing some business associates and wanted to make sure we had a few girls around.

    So if I call ahead to let you know I’ll be coming in with some friends… er, I mean business associates that I want to impress then you’ll make sure there are some hot girls in the bar to entertain me?

    Sounds like a good service.

    I’d like to make my reservation for Friday night in two weeks. I’ll have some buddies — or rather investors — from America and England joining me. It would make a great impression if each of us got laid by a couple of hot uni girls. Shit, they don’t even need to be uni girls if it comes to that. There’ll be about four of us, and we like plenty of choices, so please make sure the bar has a selection of at least a dozen stunners, thanks.

    Gee… I’m liking this new bar concept better all the time! :)
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  13. 13 Jaiyenyen Jun 25th, 2008 at 8:17 am

    It’s good to see the Blog ad money being put to good use, it’s so easy to waste it on the small unimportant things. Just remember, it’s a shit job, but someone has to do it. On behalf of everyone here, THANK YOU.
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  14. 14 Suk Psycho Jun 25th, 2008 at 9:53 am

    “Silicone”, Even uni girls do… :D
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  15. 15 smitty Jun 25th, 2008 at 10:00 am

    dr b- we will see how it goes but looks promising.

    yr - I have had no luck with tagged.

    heck - It was painful to watch.

    pain - soon

    ww - send some money via western union. no one said it was a free party.

    jai - research. :)

    suk - maybe u were confused. the one with the excellent titties was not the uni girl. Some girls have nice titties - I am always surprised why their is always an assumption that nice titties means silicone. I am pretty good and spotting and feeling the difference. thanks.
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  16. 16 khun j Jun 25th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Cool. The bar where Uni girls go to get shagged for some quik cash.
    I like.
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  17. 17 Young Penfold Jun 25th, 2008 at 10:52 am

    I slept with 2 uni girls the other night. Sisters
    Sadly not a sniff of girl-on-girl

    Im tempted to bring my Uni GF to the opening night. Any bidders?
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  18. 18 doctorbond Jun 25th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    @ WW - ha ha - as you will know from my ‘last effective night’ my grandma and spelling aint always like wot it orta be.
    :)
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  19. 19 jack dawson Jun 25th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Only 3,000?

    Is “thefarangspends2much” feeling the pinch?

    I persoanlly think she coulda’ been gotten for 3.5 or 4? But that’s just me.

    The TRUTH is girls in BKK know about soi 4. 80 or 90%, give or take, would NEVER go there after sunset. For those that do, 3k ST is too much (IMHO) unless you wear thick glasses and are from Osaka, Nagoya, etc.
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  20. 20 Snakewalk Jun 25th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    jack dawson - Agree
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  21. 21 smitty Jun 25th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    jd - it was afternoon and she had never been to soi 4. rarely sukhumvit. point is yo are right - most girls won’t come down so escorting her was the only way. but hey - it all worked out.

    snakewalk - yeah agree to. what are we agreeing again?
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  22. 22 Suk Psycho Jun 25th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    smitty - just kidding. But true nice titties are rare in this country, you will admit.
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  23. 23 smitty Jun 25th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    suk - I think there are many nice ones but not large ones.
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  24. 24 Young Penfold Jun 25th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    You said this guy is fluent in thai - so why the flying feck is he paying a FL 3k baht for ST?
    He literally had his multilingual pants pulled right down there.
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  25. 25 hanuman Jun 26th, 2008 at 1:26 am

    @Smitty, in your post you didn’t mention that you felt her titties.
    Was this before or after she left with the customer.
    You sure are a busy boy.
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  26. 26 smitty Jun 26th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    yp - she was quality. no different than a sideliner whos goes for 5k- u going to negotiate? The fact that he spoke Thai got him in to even talking about going off otherwise she never would have. What’s an extra k for freshness and quality punk?

    h - because she was with a customer so I did not think that going over there and feeling her up was the polite thing to do. My girl felt them though and said they were nice - and very real. Are people still doubting that they were nice tits? I know my tits boys.
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  27. 27 KTBanker Jun 26th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    S - whereas YP knows his boys tits
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  28. 28 Young Penfold Jun 26th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    Smitty, we all know if i was there SHE’d be lining MY pockets with 3000 of the kings sheets for a shot at the champ. Im suprised you suggested otherwise
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  29. 29 Not in Paradise Jun 27th, 2008 at 4:14 am

    I find some people’s apparent angst at what others pay for a ST or a LT quite strange. I appreciate the argument that overpayment by a few raises the price for all, but from what I can gather things are pretty quiet in Bkk at present so, even allowing for Thai economics, each should be able to negotiate to a price he is comfortable with, or don’t buy.

    Some are willing to pay more for potential quality, others are cheap!

    smitty - are you “testing” the tits of the girls who come to the bar? IF not, can I have that job please (at least when I am in Paradise).
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  30. 30 docsmith Jun 28th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    I, for one thank you for your liberal free lancer program. Having hooked up with one of the early visitors I found that your establishment has an excellent reputation among girls that are looking for a part time income. I had to fight my mate for the priviledge of going first with a “virgin” freelancer but it was well worth the effort. Especially as her real sister was on offer as well.

    Both girls had your membership card and were impressed with the relaxed atmosphere, free pool and not getting mauled by fat old bastards (like me).

    And the best bit it only cost me a dinner and losing 700 baht to her playing pool to snag a long term, any time you want it, free f**k. Thanks heaps.
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  31. 31 smitty Jun 28th, 2008 at 10:20 am

    doc - we may use you in our marketing campaign. possible a commercial or two with customer testimonials? perhaps your marketing line will be - for only dinner and 700 baht lost in pool even I snagged a free fuck. Thanks big mango!

    I see it now. U have a leisure suit u can wear for the filming?

    anyway. all kidding aside. this is good news. Slowly but surely I say!

    thanks!
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  32. 32 Julian Jun 28th, 2008 at 11:51 am

    For some reason Tagged doesn’t work for me. Not sure why or what am I doing wrong. Perhaps a mass mail campaign is in order. But in all honesty I hate the bling on that site.

    Totally forgot about TLL. Time to re-subscribe. DateinAsia worked for me quite well, Hotornot (!) and also Thailandfriends (but had to work at it. Out of 30-40 messages a handful resulted in workable leads). Wonder if my stats are totally disastrous.
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  33. 33 smitty Jun 28th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    j - totally agree. tagged is too flashy but I just find that I have had zero decent hook ups.

    after I give TLL a test I will head to dateinasia
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  34. 34 docsmith Jun 28th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    No leisure suit, but I do wear kilts, no underwear and can play the bagpipes.
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  35. 35 Young Royal Jun 29th, 2008 at 7:55 am

    Horses for courses……I think the others are crap because of the amount of leads. So any site which gives you the most leads is gonna be your favorite. Tagged too Flashy lol. I quit Hi5 because it was too flashy. Guess thats just an age thing. I going to try TLL now head to head.
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  36. 36 Young Royal Jun 29th, 2008 at 7:56 am

    Forgot to add, for all of these sites changes your privacy and email settings. I know what you mean about the email campaign. You can stop that happening.
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  37. 37 The Ghost Jun 29th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    So, I’m taking a break from the monotonus photoshopping I have to do over the next couple days and log on TLL for the first time in like a week.

    0 e-mails. 2 hearts. One was 40-yo monster from isaan. the otehr was a 23-year-old way the hell out in the country whose entire profile is in Thai.

    I get a PM/chat from a girl in Pattaya. OK, here we go. 26, DIvorced, Kids. WOrks “hotel” in Jomtien but that turns out to be a bar in Jomtien. She wants to meet. I say, maybe OK, and she says. You meet me for money”

    Sheeeeit, if I want to pull a bargirl, I can do a hell of a lot better than this.

    It’s acutally the second time I’ve been hit up by some beer bar not-hottie for cash online.

    You guys in BKK get free shags with hot girls 6 times a day. We in Pattaya get bar girls and country bumpkins who want to get married. Nothing in between.
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