Hello folks. Bangkok Bad Boy here. This is exciting, isn’t it?
What? Eh? Oh.
Werewolf’s temporary absence from the ‘Kokosphere, like the raspy fanny-fart that occasionally occurs as a sozzled sex-pat slides his sated shaft out of a shagged-out streetwalker in a seedy Sukhumvit short-time suite, has left a bad smell in the air, and a gap to be filled.
This is the task with which I have been entrusted. Over the next six weeks, I hope you’ll enjoy watching me make a complete balls-up of it.
Firstly, a quick explanation. I was enjoying a nice cup of tea and a biscuit at Bad Boy Towers a few weeks ago when my phone went beep. Our gracious host Werewolf was heading out to Nana Plaza for a few beers, and did I want to join him?
Is bears Catholic? Do the Pope shit in the woods? (Is this right? -Ed) Yes!
A few beers later, whilst gazing deeply and lovingly into the eyes vagina of one of the friendly dancers onstage at the Pretty Lady bar, a nefarious ulterior motive was revealed. Werewolf was facing six weeks offline, and didn’t want to leave the site idle. Would I be interested in exhuming my twisted alter-ego for a six week residency at Werewolf’s Lair?
Obviously, I said yes. To tell the truth, I wasn’t really listening - anything to get back to the vagina. Which, as some of you will already know, has been my motto for quite some time.
Things will therefore have a rather different feel for the next six weeks or so. Werewolf and I are good buddies, but we have rather opposing views on quite a few subjects. He’s also way more prolific than I’ve ever been - there is no way I’m going to be able to post something new every day, but I’m aiming for 2-3 pieces a week. I have a few ideas for articles already, but I suspect that my daily adventures will inspire most pieces as we go along.
And so, in between plunging the Staff of Justice into the cosy crevices of the Spinners of Siam, I’m looking forward to regaling you lot with tales of my adventures in Bangkok and beyond.
Here’s to the next six weeks - let’s see how low we can get those readership numbers before he gets back! 
nb. This article was originally published at Werewolf’s Lair.
BOO
HISS
your crap
Bring back werewolf
View all comments by Young Penfold
hmmmm
View all comments by Draken
jesus - i may start reading ww’s blog now.
View all comments by dreampipe
it’s rubbish so far
View all comments by doctorbond
A Hearty Welcome Back !
There’s been a space unfilled ( ooh err…) since you put down your pen, to spend more time with your sword, I hope that this will encourage you to resurect your tragically short blogging career, like a phoenix rising form the ashes, or a Cialis fuelled trouser snake, groggily raising it’s tired head ….
View all comments by Cowboy Old Hand
Good to have you back BBB!
Rock on!
View all comments by M!ke
BBB, What the f*ck? How long have you been working on this line?……. like the raspy fanny-fart that occasionally occurs as a sozzled sex-pat slides his sated shaft out of a shagged-out streetwalker in a seedy Sukhumvit short-time suite, has left a bad smell in the air, and a gap to be filled… Good to have you back fella!
View all comments by Bangkok Virgin
Great stuff already.
View all comments by Billy Bangkok
What a great line that fanny-fart beginning is. Still laughing! Let the good times roll.
View all comments by The man
Looks like we’re not gonna get to see pics of thai interiors so far…
View all comments by mart
Thanks folks - there’s plenty more in the pipeline (oo-er).
@COH: Pants Elk says to tell you that there’s nothing groggy about a Cialis-fulled trouser snake. He should know.
@BV: It just came to me, what can I say?
@mart: Whilst I am certainly an afficionado of Thai interiors (so to speak), I’m afraid I won’t be sharing my photo collection of them.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
BBB,
Good to see you are back blogging !! I looked through my E-Mail inbox and found the following ……….
Hi, I’m missing it too! But I’m afraid there’s more chance of me launching my own branded meat grill than of returning to the site. I’ve had lots of emails asking me to reconsider, and I’m really grateful that people enjoyed reading so much, but unfortunately I just don’t have the time or inclination any more. The referee’s decision is final
Best, BBB.
I can imagine that the next 6 weeks will be action packed ……
View all comments by Mobster
B/3…
…now we’re talkin’…you da man!
View all comments by fontok69
Well, great I guess. Looking forward to reading about your adventures.
You have been gone have you?
That rodent is not real?
View all comments by Professor
@Mobster: I’d normally be a bit miffed at someone posting private emails, but I’ll let you off that one.
The key issue here is that it’s for six weeks only. I’m only going to be posting two or three articles a week, although I’ll be present in the comments too, as ever. I’m quite confident that I’ve got the time and inspiration at the moment to commit to six weeks, but an open-ended return to full-time blogging is still highly unlikely, I’m afraid.
@Professor: Rodent? Me no understand.
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BBB
Great to see you back! One of the last posts on your blog was about putting your Thai GF in your will, so naturally I assumed you had long ago tumbled from a high balcony.
View all comments by Lord Jim
Ha, fat chance - on both fronts!
If I had a Thai GF, she’d inherit my overdraft…
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
Bad,
But what about the book? BKK needs the fresher perspective.
Mor
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