editor’s note: In light of YP’s post yesterday I thought this was interesting.
Hat tip to On Nutter on this one:
Interesting take on P4P…
Subject: PAUL and ELLIOTT
Do the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn’t happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney’s fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right? But… Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or “to do”lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
rent = good
View all comments by werewolf
Personally, I upgrade once I get bored after about 2 months and don’t pay a dime.
Free > Rent > Marriage
View all comments by james
If you can float it, fly it or fuck it, then it is better to rent…
Did I get that cliche right?
View all comments by John Brown
Did Kristen raise Elliot’s kids? Did she spent up to 24 hours a day with him? Did she live in the same house with him? Did Paul know that he would have to pay a lot in case of a divorce now matter who he would marry? … and so on…. To reduce a relationship to sex and then make a strange calculation from it is simple /%$(/$&/%$. Sorry.
View all comments by Phoenix
@John Brown…I think the original was:
“If it floats, flies or fucks lease, don’t buy.”
View all comments by The Asian Badger
Then the actual expenditures for five years while Heather was around. I’m sure it wasn’t chump change.
View all comments by Pablo likes Guiness
Don’t be sorry, PHOENIX. Good for you. That was my thought exactly. All the adolescent crappola you read here gets pretty threadbare after a while.
Not long ago Smitty raised some interesting questions about inflation in Thailand and how that might impact Thais in the long run. One of the first comments posted was this: “Just more pussy for me.” Good Lord.
Of course, I assume that at least some of this kind of prattle is only locker room talk, a little harmless puffing up and strutting around in front of the other guys. But then I also know that some of it isn’t.
Thailand has a worldwide reputation for the kind of emotionally stunted foreign males who historically have been attracted to this place, a reputation that is a millstone around the neck of each of us who actually do live here. Alas, the simple fact we have all come to know is this: way too much of what the rest of the world says about western males and Thailand is absolutely true.
View all comments by Old Asia Hand
Phoenix and OAH: Quit trippin, pussy makes the world go around, “locker room” BS and Thailand aside, so don’t get upset when it is broken down as such, relationships involve sex, and the two biggest issues in a relationship are always sex and money, and we already know those are both tightly intertwined.
Any who, I liked ON’s take b/c I thought ES was a fool for paying Kristen $4k an hour, and this was a different spin.
To all the ES types you are smart, Thailand sucks and is a dangerous and scary place, I hate it, so viva Las Vegas and over priced GGW sluts!
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