I didn’t think the Tulip review could be outdone but along came YP’s review of Kangaroo today. Instant classic and a belly laugh for sure.
-pmmp
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I am suitably humbled - YP does it with style
View all comments by doctorbond
…. but this means they put the sexy young thangs in charge of cleaning the place and the grandmas on milking duties… go figure!
View all comments by doctorbond
Posts like that make me want to get up off my ass and go out for a BJ.
Inspiring writing.
That’s what the W.W.W. is all about.
View all comments by ATM
ATM - sorry to disagree, the http://www. has so much more to offer! Dr. Bond….. you’re still the man, a little shaken, but not stirred i’m hoping!
View all comments by hanuman73
You know when someone emails you one of those horrible pictures they got off the internet of some Japanese shitting in their own mouth, and you can’t get the image out of your head no matter how hard you screw your eyes up? That’s how I feel after reading the word “clout” in YP’s delicately-phrased think-piece.
View all comments by Pants Elk
Agree with PantsElk. Nice story but it leaves you with a rather disgusting image. Like a roller coaster: you want to check the place, but not sure you will take the ride!
View all comments by Suk Psycho
no offense folks but I find all the BJ out in the open getting off bars to be rather disgusting. I think YP just happened to describe how it might actually all go down.
and yes - the description is disgusting…
View all comments by smitty
I was the only dude in the bar so dropping my shorts and getting slurped in the open was no big deal. Had there been other guys there i might of not partaken.
1 thing i actually missed out of the review was that my girl was getting pissed-up with her mates and for some reason (i didnt ask and really didnt care why) but she was wearing a blue afro wig. When we slunk out to the sofas she took the wig off. 15minutes in i suggested she put the wig on mid-gobble. Has any1 else been blown by a thai Marge Simpson before?
View all comments by Young Penfold
@ h73 - thank you, I’m sure I will recover
@ Pants - I am aware that there is such a thing as a ‘clout’ nail and so an image of that was rather inoffensively brought to mind - guess I’m just lucky.
In my original report I wondered what it would be like during normal hours. Given that YP was a sole punter as well, it doesn’t sound very different - rubber gloves having the slight edge in the eroticism department over a blue afro (IMHO)
View all comments by doctorbond
Yeah. The Marge Simpson fright wig. Thank you.
View all comments by Pants Elk
Rubber gloves do it for me. I wont go into too much detail but 1 of my top 5 wanks (every1 should have a list of best wanks) was wearing a plastic glove that u get from petrol stations in france. If i go back maybe I should bring a pair along just incase
View all comments by Young Penfold
You went into too much detail already!
View all comments by Pants Elk
I’m planning on traveling out to Bangkok for a few months next year. As of now, my sexual tastes are more or less normal. But from what I’ve read on this site I get the idea that I may come back to the US with some strange tastes. I can just imagine explaining to my girlfriend why I want her to put on a Simpson’s wig while sticking a rubber glove-clad finger up my ass just so I can get off. I can hardly wait.
View all comments by X-tian
@ X-Tian, welcome to my world
View all comments by Young Penfold
X-tian: It will be much worse than what you think now.
View all comments by Phoenix
“worse”? Perhaps you misunderstood me…haha. I kid.
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