But wait. Before we get to that - is it freaking raining a lot or what? According to those that know - it is 167% rainier than the normal 10 year average. So there you go - you were not hallucinating. I was offline for a day in Poi Pet honing my hold’em skills so I am somewhat behind in the bit department. Moving on.
Professor mentioned here about a subject I am still tryign to gather my thoughts on. Had a few drinks with some newbies and realized their sense of how it all works in Bangkok is so messed up. The more I try to write it up the more I see how deep it all is. I have some theories on it all and will expose them for all to ridicule soon.
But wait - before the sex. I appreciate all those who took part in my recent experiment. pmmp is Matt and we have been doing this all along to boost the popularity of our blog and become millionaires.
No really. I think the whole model behind the Top 100 list is quite flawed - one simple issue with it that TAFKABBB pointed out is just one of the many problems:
@ww:Yeah, but I never ran my own gogo bar.
A Thailand blogger running a “best Thailand blogs” list is kind of like Angelwitch running a “best gogo bars” list…
I plan on a separate post about this. Stay tuned. Right now it seems we have the most votes so clearly we have a kick ass group of readers and I don’t see Matt taking that into consideration. 
Now to the juicy stuff - drumroll. The new Durex Global Sex Survey is out and I can’t find it online. However http://www.dailyxpress.net/ is talking about it but damed if I can find it on their site even though it is in the printed version today. I still say that the xpress and the nation have the worst search engines. The main takeaway is this:
About 70% of Thai women cannot achieve orgasm.
Clearly they are not surveying bargirls and massage girls because the massage girl I hit yesterday came twice. She even made sure to tell the cleaning lady that there would need to be some soaking up done on the bed. She was not kidding. Point being is though that the Thai girls are not getting off enough. This is great news for Farangs everywhere since my theory is Thai guys don’t eat enough pussy and that leaves plenty of opportunity for the whitey in Thailand.
More importantly though, my personal quest of harem building looks to be defended by the survey. Why?
Women seek orgasm through alternatives like masturbation and other women.
See. I am just helping these girls out. Solving their needs. I will renew my quest with vigor given these survey results.
Psst! Lads! Some birds fake it
View all comments by Combover
c - agreed. you mean they fake not being able to have them so as not to look like they enjoyed it?
or u are referring to my comment about them coming? If so I agree but usually there are some signs that work - not the fake moaning thing. One of my girls get real red in the neck and chest. Hard to fake that. The massage girl I am referring to was a mild squirter. Hard to fake that too…
View all comments by smitty
Well I do think there is a higher percentage of girls who enjoy their work (at least at times) than an outsider would consider probable, but I also reckon we sexpats tend to overestimate this percentage. It’s an ego thing.
View all comments by Combover
Touche!
I like it when they fake orgasms totally works for me
View all comments by Young Royal
At least she’s making an effort!
View all comments by Combover
“This is great news for Farangs everywhere since my theory is Thai guys don’t eat enough pussy and that leaves plenty of opportunity for the whitey in Thailand.”
What about miserable creatures like me who are not so fond of pussy juice? Can a girl also reach a climax while on her knees giving a BJ? How can Big Whitey be of any help under such circumstances except incorporating his seed into the body system of a female Thai species?
View all comments by Phoenix
I made a girl sum one
It was a wednesday
View all comments by Young Penfold
girl cum****
Never type and wank at the same time kids!
View all comments by Young Penfold
Couldn’t find the survey but here’s the link to the article:
http://www.dailyxpress.net/search/page.news.php?clid=5&id=1871
“Sexologist Dr Pansak Sugkra-kroek says most Thai women cannot reach orgasm because their partners do not know how to help them. “They just care about themselves,” he says.”
and …
Ideally, people should try to have orgasms regularly,” he says.
Right I’m off for a bonk, then.
View all comments by psi100th
OK before the bonk - here’s the Global Survey link from Durex:
http://www.durex.com/cm/sexual_wellbeing_index.asp?intMenuOpen=30
View all comments by psi100th
Mate of mine picked up a nasty case of oral herpes (with you for life) after some downstairs action with a lovely Thai girl not so long back.
These days I’m hanging in the Thai guys camp and I’ll leave you other whities to the oral pleasuring….
View all comments by james
Condoms do not provide 100 percent protection against genital herpes.
So you can either choose for sexual abstinence or else party on.
View all comments by hanuman
I didn’t mean that you shouldn’t wear a condom.
My point is that you are never 100 percent safe, when sleeping around.
View all comments by hanuman
Think about it, do you really want to be going down on a Soi 6 slut whose fucked 5 germans and a camel before you today?
View all comments by Nobody You Know
folks - there is always an assumption that white guys are only banging bargirls. THis is not true. Yes - given the right girl I go down.
So we walked down the wrong path here. My point was if the survey is normal girls - than 70% of these “normal” girls are not getting off. Seems like there is a lot of opportunity out there. And a lot of bi curious girls.
View all comments by smitty
Every girl should be bi curious!!!
View all comments by hanuman
Wednesday is a good day.
How about the frigid girls? (everyday)
Don’t blame it all for the thai guys.
View all comments by Suk Psycho
‘pmmp is Matt’
Is pmmp still ‘Sandra’ on Thursdays? How does he find the time?
View all comments by Day Walker
Thai hookers are famous for faking orgasms and making true believers out of the punters. It’s just an extension of the “you handsome man” phenomenon, which feeds into Western male egos starving for recognition. I think it is a great concept though. Allows me to blow a nut, pack up, and walk away not feeling selfish and like a virile champ between the time I zip up my jeans and that 1,000 B-note-ski slams down on the bed.
View all comments by Cheapolay
“My point is that you are never 100 percent safe, when sleeping around.”
Well obviously. My point is I make myself safer by not eating out dodgy thai girls. I know plenty that do - one now has oral herpes - each to their own I guess.
What was your point again?
View all comments by james
‘eating out dodgy thai girls’
eating out dodgy girls from any race/country is a risky business. forgive if im wrong but it sounds like ur in the mindset that ‘thai’ girls are all dirty hookers
View all comments by Young Penfold
Agreed, could leave out the ‘Thai’ in that statement.
However, I’ve lived in many countries and all my ‘dodgy’ girls have been from this country. More a reflection of my own choices I’m sure. Perhaps others on this forum aren’t tempted by all of Suks delights..
Was more just a wake call for myself to be careful - especially after all my eating of dodgy girls =)
View all comments by james
Nice to see this forum has reached the point of discussions on the level of the lowest common denominator. You come here looking for a bit of interesting dialogue and instead you get to read about wankers eating the pussies of Bangkok street whores. Lovely. Keep it up and I knew it wasn’t long before this forum would get there. Should be really nice to help all the site rankings too that you are aiming for. Yeah!
View all comments by TwatBreath
Well I’m happy to say that I’ve been down on many a bargirl and will continue to do so. At least it means I don’t have to carry KY in my suitcase. For the most part I find their pretty little minges to be kempt & fragrant. Not too concerned about the oral herpes thing, anyone who has coldsores has it anyway, which is a huge percentage of the population, and you can get that from kissing. No, gonorrhea of the throat would be my concern if any. Anyone come across any super strains yet?
Oh, and genital warts - human papillovirus - can also be caught whilst wearing a nodder. (Sidenote: I wonder if the ‘papillo-’ root of this words has the same origin as that for the French word for butterfly, ‘papillon’. Would be poetic wouldn’t it?)
View all comments by Combover
twat - take some breath mints. Not pushing for any ratings here. Just continuing on. Business as usually. I personally was not talking about going down on bargirls. I was talking about how women in thailand appear to be unsatisfied. When I talk to a lot of Thai guys banging normal Thai girls - they talk about not being to in to going down. So I think that leaves a lot of chances for white guys who do to leave an impact. Why is it guys get all uncomfortable about talking about taking care of women or getting women off? Is that too complex of an area to cover here? I don’t think so.
View all comments by smitty
It possibly is smitty. It is a legitimate topic, but personally one that I find certain writers feel unable to address without erring into deluded would be lovegod territory. I personally stop reading when I feel a post is more about the writer than the topic.
No point me naming names and starting a pissing contest, but suffice to say IMHO there are not many - probably myself included - who can make an egoless contribution on the matter. Oh, I’d like to see humorous too. Self deprecation does a lot to assuage notions of narcissm.
View all comments by Combover
Errrm Noboby
Do I make fun of you?
Just because I look like a camel doesn’t give you the right to call the girls on soi 6 sluts!! Anyway they seem to like my Humps..
But more for me if you dont like the area…
@smitty,
after reading through the posts I remembered a funny story , a guy went down on a girl that he met working in a hotel as a receptionist , and when she was about to cum she say’s ” I arriving, I arriving !!
Sorry i had to add that one.
View all comments by Jboy.bkk
i think smitty’s spot on.
a while back i was out with some of my thai (male) drinking buddies (im farang) and after a few too many we’re talking about the usual guy stuff ie. girls, shagging, nom yai, and also shagging and girls. anyway, I remarked about the pleasures of carpet munching to which they were utterly shocked!! im thinking it might be some sort of dominant asian male thing. maybe it’s not seen by them as being a very manly thing to do?
View all comments by Mr Carpet
mr c - thanks. this is what I was getting at. A couple of girls I remarked to me once they liked farangs as bf more than Thai for this very reason.
Somehow this got turned into a rant about eating out bargirls and that was not what I was talking about.
Like I said - all good for me.
View all comments by smitty
When you never venture out of soi4 or soi cowboy for the fear of having people poke fun at your unkempt beard, poor hygiene/dress-sense and beer belly, your bound to think that when referring to thai girls we mean hookers.
Thailands a fucking big place guys, open your eyes
View all comments by Young Penfold
I’ve found that thai women much more so then any other women I have experience with seem to stop me when I try to go down on them or even finger bang them?!?!?
Maybe I have bad luck and they have all been on the rag.
Am I alone in this?
What I meant to say was maybe I had good luck and they were all on the rag.:)
View all comments by yesman
yesman, you are not alone.
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