Dust, yesterday.
I don’t generally write about the nitty-gritty of my exploits - and certainly not in lurid detail. However, it was recently suggested that I need to get laid more often. I’d like to offer a little evidence for the defense, if I may:
Round One
Wednesday evening consisted of a few beers in the Cathouse, where I’d been checking an uncorroborated report that their all-you-can-drink offers have been cancelled. Confirmed it, sank a couple of Beer Laos, and moved on to cast an eye over the all-new Guess bar, in the Rajah car park. Battered one of the ladyboys at pool, had another Beer Lao, and checked out some of the smaller beer bars on Soi 6. They all suck.
Speaking of which, I decided to drop into Lolita’s on the way home, as I had an uncomfortable fluid buildup which required expert attention. Someone was being very vocal indeed behind the curtain. Not good. Fortunately, “Tim” didn’t disappoint.
Popped into the McDonalds at Soi 19 (now open 24 hours) for a Big Mac, then headed home.
Round Two
Thursday evening I hit Soi Cowboy, where the cops were lurking. No flesh on view, therefore, in the Dollhouse, but Rawhide was rocking. I am in love with the A-team. All of them. Anyway, eventually ended up barfining the Cowboy Cuckolder again, since she’d been so enthusiastic last time round.
Barely two strokes in, she was grumbling “jep, jep” (Eng: “ouch”), demonstrating that you can never be sure what you’re going to get. A sex goddess on one particular night can turn into an ice queen a week later. Disappointing. Still, she was professional enough to be quite willing to utilise her other orifices in ensuring my “happy finish”.
Rounds Three and Four
On Friday night I took a dancer (as opposed to a shuffler) out for the evening. A few frames of pool (she kicked my ass) in lower Sukhumvit, followed by drinks and dancing at a couple of the more hi-so Thai bars around Thong Lo/Ekkamai, then into a taxi and a seafood supper on Soi Khao Tom Doungdee.
Back to Bad Boy Towers to finish the evening in style, and stylish it certainly was.
Rounds Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve and Thirteen
Then came Saturday, as it inevitably does. I wandered around Nana for a while, and went to say hi to a girl I used to pick up in the Nana Car Park for ฿1,000 long-time - she’s now working in Mandarin, and has raised her prices accordingly. Fun while it lasted. Mandarin was rocking - yes, it’s a total copy of Baccara, but there’s nothing wrong with that. Two Baccara bars are twice as good as one.
Ambled over to Thermae, which was looking very promising indeed, and ran into a former regular who I hadn’t seen for months. Turned out she’d been up in Issan for a while, and had just returned to Bangkok. We traded numbers, and all was well. I told her I wasn’t looking to pick up just yet though, and wandered down to Cowboy.
I’d been hoping to catch one of the girls on my to-do list, who works in Baccara. Typically, it was her night off. Shark bar was busy as ever, but nothing truly exceptional caught my eye.
Back to Thermae, picked up the Issan girl, and hailed a cab. We had to stop at 7-11 for drinks and condoms, and my girl put three packets on the counter, much to my happy surprise.
“I very horny”, she whispered in my ear.
And so it was. By Sunday morning, only dust came out.
BBB,
This is more like it !! Us English just want to hear the details of what you get up to so that we can pre-plan our next trip to LOS.
Keep up the good work !!
View all comments by Mobster
What did you think of the new Guess bar?
View all comments by Sam
Ok, just read the updated version of the Guess Bar review. Merci.
View all comments by Sam
i was beginning to think you had turned gayi also refer to the dust as 'potato water' or 'mouse tears'
View all comments by Penfold
its one thing to get your ass kicked by a girl on the pool table but its totally another to actually admit to it. I guess thats why you hide your identity?
View all comments by MSB
Dearest BBB. Does this website earn you huge amounts of money or do you have a day job or are you a rich kid on a huge allowance? How can you afford such typically "action packed" weekends? As I know for a fact they don't come cheap!
View all comments by SmartyAnimal
@SmartyAnimal, yes indeed, i must admit, i have asked myself this question too. I have opted for the Rich Kid on Huge Allowance. This suits me, because if it were possible to make lots of money in Thailand by working there, then i would be asking myself why i don't go and work there, and i would be annoyed with myself for putting up with Europe. Whereas with the Rich Kid on Huge Allowance option, i can console myself with the thought that BBB was just lucky.
View all comments by Sam
I think that a daily blog along these lines would be welcomed by all your readers
View all comments by Martin99z
Ha ha ,,very funny update BBB,, was a good read,,,
View all comments by Adzadel
@Penfold: Nice. Have you been at the Profanisaurus?
@MSB: I let her win, obviously.
@SmartyAnimal: I have a day job. And Bangkok isn't that expensive. Try doing the above in London.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
You remember that episode of Friends where Monica (I think - the one with "a pussy like a bird's nest" - apparently) falls for a buff-type guy who keeps a journal - and Ross and Chandler look at each other knowingly and go ewww?
This reminds me of that.
View all comments by Pants Elk
I missed that one. Did you see Sukiyaki Tonsil Hockey?
Last night reminded me of that.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
No, I missed that one. But I caught Amputee Sappho Lust on dvd. Unfortunately, it was a Suk St Special, 85% perfect, so pixellation fragmentation was a problem, especially during the notorious "table leg" scene.
And I still think Jennifer Aniston rocks, like, tewdally.
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Bangkok Bad Boy
Well you must have a well paid day job then - coz "doing that" is nevertheless expensve in Bangkok, albeit not as expensive as London…but I'd rather not do "that" in London, even if I had the dosh to do so - TYVM!
View all comments by SmartyAnimal
Talking of dust, any of you Bangkok nite owls heard that the bars, clubs and hotels will be dry over the next two weekends (Friday 6pm to Sunday midnight) because of the 'early' and 'real' elections.
View all comments by Sidelines
you call this evidence bangboy ? we're gonna need to see images and/or videos as proof
View all comments by BassFace
@Pants: Jen's chin is far too big.
@SA: Please stop making your comments all-bold. It looks awful, and I have to fix them every time you do it
@Sidelines: More on that shortly.
@BassFace: I don't need evidence. Anyone who's spent time in Bangkok knows how easy this is
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
Jen's chin too big? For what? She's such a tart, she's funny and gorgeous and I love her, even as she passes her best-before date and starts collecting neck curtains. And allegedly she'd fuck absolutely anybody. Which can't be true, because I fall within that category and the closest I got was a hand shandy when she wore that top thing that failed to restrain her nipples.
I will challenge you to a duel over this shortly.
View all comments by Pants Elk