Lolitas Patpong - ปิดแล้ว

Yes folks. Closed. Out of business. Seems the customers never came and the competition for blowjobs was decided by price. There were cheaper options so I guess a blowjob is just a blowjob. I noticed on a Patpong walk through last night that the sign was not out but I did not think much of it. Then today as I was running the Soi 6 gauntlet  I saw people moving stuff into Lolitas Soi 8 - so of course I needed to get a “firsthand” investigation.  I went upstairs to the investigation room and got the details. Business was getting worse by the month and the economics never came together.

My advice is spruce up Soi 8. Put some new carpets in, fix the old curtain system, paint the place and put in some auto air fresheners. I am sure there is still plenty of BKK demand left. Thailand is having a tough tourist season right now and some victims had to be claimed. Of course this could all just be a rumor. About the slow season that is.

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17 Responses to “Lolitas Patpong - ปิดแล้ว”


  1. 1 werewolf Jun 16th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

    I guess I got one of the final blowjobs there. I got mine late Sunday night. Do I get a certificate?

    btw, the only reason I went in (my first, and apparently last, visit there) was because when I tried Star of Light they said they were already closed. As it was after midnight I simply walked 10 minutes down the street and intot the arms of destiny.
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  2. 2 werewolf Jun 16th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    correction… 10 meters, not minutes
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  3. 3 Chris Jun 16th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    Guess the public perfromances at Star of Light won the day. Was always a bad idea to go against SOL.
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  4. 4 Jack Dawson Jun 17th, 2007 at 7:55 am

    New carpets?

    That’s funny.

    How about some new girls? Those some real heffers they got over that soi 8 way.
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  5. 5 smitty Jun 17th, 2007 at 8:33 am

    WW - I think u should get something. I was one of the first in Soi 8 saturday morning with the crew moving furniture in around me while I was - well u know. Was pretty funny.

    Chris: I could never partake in SOL for that very reason but I know some people are into it.

    JD: Yeah - Lolitas is never about what they look like - at least for me anyway but I would not mind some fresh carpeting.
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  6. 6 laocowboy Jun 17th, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Patpong does not have the same BJ crowd compared to Lolitas in Pattya, but still it was a good risk to take, SOL well established favourite of regulars but its damn annoying trying to have a conversation with your mate amongst all that slurping going on:
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  7. 7 werewolf Jun 17th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    Yeah, that’s why I go to Star of Light… for a good bit of conversation with my mates! :)
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  8. 8 DJ Jun 17th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    Smitty “Lolitas is never about what they look like - at least for me anyway but I would not mind some fresh carpeting”

    The top of the girls’ heads pretty much look the same; it’s the Hoover action that defines the expierence.

    Curious about your carpet fetish - What are you doing on the carpet? :)
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  9. 9 smitty Jun 17th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    DJ : great use of Hoover in a sentence. It must have something to do with the carpeting.

    As u state - when u look down at the tops of their heads sometimes u drift and see the stained, old carpet. It bothers me. Since he only has 1 bkk joint now I think he can afford new carpet.
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  10. 10 Wombat Jun 17th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

    Never been there though I agree with DJ. I imagine the top of their heads would look fairly similar. I would suggest that if you notice the carpet there is something lacking in the service.
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  11. 11 smitty Jun 18th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    Quite the contrary - sometimes I need to look around and slow the pace down a bit. Either way the carpet needs replacing.
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  12. 12 ChelseaBlue Jun 18th, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    If were looking at improvements…..how about a little more space between the sofa and the curtain.I always feel vulnerable with my feet sticking out in the hallway!! Funny though on a busy night entering the cubicle area and all those rows of feet.
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  13. 13 Chris Jun 18th, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    Upstairs at Soi 8 is a depressing place, I know what I’m there for, but it could do with a facelift and the smell is well……….

    Still prefer the SOL
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  14. 14 Keith Summers Jun 20th, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    You know the economy is not good when a BJ Bar goes under. That’s too bad. They had a very good work ethic in there.
    700 bt for a BJ is a good value these days. Especially in the Silom area.

    O yea, I vote yes for new paint and carpet at the Soi 8 branch.
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  15. 15 RIP Oct 8th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Was going to be a surprise intro. to bro and a friend… now, I’ll have to find another slurping-establishment to shock and entertain my friends… for my pleasure of cause: all pun intended.
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  16. 16 sideshowBOB Oct 8th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    rip - been closed for over a year.

    try the SOL
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  17. 17 RIP Oct 8th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Cheers SSB :) I hope it sucks as much as lolittas did.
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