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| Asian ass, yesterday |
After a frantic week of alcohol and libido over-use, I decided last night that I’d stay home alone to recuperate.
Bangkok being Bangkok though, this was not to be. I got a phone call at around 1am from a cute girl of my acquaintance who works on Soi Cowboy. She missed me terribly, she said, and wanted to come over when the bar closed. She’d bring food, naturally.
“Bring cigarettes too”, I told her. “And condoms”.
An hour and a half or so later, there was a knock on the door, and we were soon chowing down to the usual entrails and rice that you get if you let a Buriram gogo girl choose your dinner.
A bag of diced melon later, she showered and slipped into bed beside me.
“Tilac”, she said.
“Mmm?”
“Before I have customer he want to boom boom my ass. But I not do for him because I not know how to do. I never do before. Can you teach me?”
“Oh, go on then”.
She left my apartment about half an hour ago, delighted with the ฿100 I gave her for a taxi back to the bar, and was still heroically smiling - despite walking like John Wayne, for some reason…
I love helping out the bargirls of Bangkok. Don’t you?
So did she say you where a good teacher ? You should set up a school for inexperienced gogo girls 100 Baht for 10 minutes fair trade im sure you would agree.
View all comments by shykev
A better title would be “Breaking Them”, or “How to help Thai women self-destruct”.
View all comments by jim
@shykev: If only!
@jim: I don’t think you’re going to like it around here…
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
I have a technical question here, if she eats alot of red chilis and spicy stuff, and you put your bang-cock in her anal cavity, would you have to put it in milk afterwards ? since you’re the expert in that area…
View all comments by BassFace
@BassFace: No, because her mouth would be spicy, not her ass. And because I’d be wearing a condom. Good try though
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
If you use condom you really need lots of KY also but the advantage of bareback is that you can just spit on you bell end. Much easier.
View all comments by MSB
Yes. The disadvantages can slightly outweigh that advantage though, don’t you find?
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
For those of you contemplating the pros & cons of condoms & lubricant over the bareback spit & shine alternative I would like to point out that the last time I indulged in the latter it hurt for a couple of days. That was back home & thankfully a sore dick was all I got out of it. So far I have been put off it for life much to the disappointment of a particular lady of my acquaintance. Keeps buying me drinks as long as I refrain from mentioning her desires to her current boyfriend.There is no way I would bareback AT ALL in Thailand.
View all comments by Wombat
I won’t claim I’ve never done it myself - I’ve discussed this before. But the risks are very real, and whilst I’m not entirely innocent in this respect, I’m certainly not going to condone it.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
are you sure she wasn’t a katooey, and the fact that “she had never done it before” was to fool you into fudge packing a dude ?
View all comments by BassFace
BassFace: Yes, perfectly sure.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
brilliant, free anal sex and herpes
View all comments by bigwig
Just the former, I'm happy to say.
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hmmm, you'd think she'd pick an asian guy for this. the reasons are obvious. sometimes endowments can be a disadvantage- i can attest to that.
this milestone only appeals to me if the girl is really really cute. in other she doesnt look like she'd do it, but indeed she does. methinks it's no coincidence that the generic photo above is a schoolgirl uniform. innocence on the surface. naughtyness underneath. for me it's more the fantasy than the sensation. i've read about girls who get the big O from it, but i have not reached this milestone yet.
amazing how easily these milestones can be reached in thailand though. i know guys who spend their whole lives dreaming about these milestones in other countries, negotiating with LT partners or hoping to find the needle in the haystack.
in BKK you can quickly find you "been there, done that." what's left?
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The danger of ennui can be a real one, and I suspect that guys who fuck too much, and who realize all of their sexual fantasies too literally, could be those who end up patronizing the denizens of Casanovas.
How else to understand the fact that those "girls" are wearing designer clothes, and carrying designer purses? Someone is patronizing them. My personal theory, based on observation from afar, is that their benefactors are guys who wallowed in too much sex of every conceivable variety and ended up bored. They need to have the outlandish scenario of a hot-looking chick with a monster dick to stimulate the sex centers in their brains.
Or not.
View all comments by ma91c1an
@ma91c1an: Makes sense from a certain point of view…
ie. When you have experienced everything else but that, what are you going to do?
However, taken to its logical conclusion, would that mean that guys who've fulfilled all fantasies with girls and ladyboys end up turning entirely gay? Doesn't quite ring true, does it?
Me, I have a very active imagination. Can't see myself running out of fun things to do with ladies of the female variety anytime soon…
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
I agree… the theory falls down at the extreme.
For myself, I found that satisfying all fantasies left me ready for (wait for it…cue drum roll) a conventional relationship with a "nice" girl!
As those who have walked this path know, there are downsides to marriage with "nice" Thai ladies, the so-called GTG's of proverb and legend. Here are some examples.
In many cases, they are averse to oral adoration of the phallus. Genuine GTG's can be quite conventional. Much like Mormon's, in fact. It can take quite a long time to train a GTG in the oral arts, overcoming entrenched socialization, and some of them never, ahem, develop a taste for it.
Bar girls on the other hand…. after they have been on the job for a bit, they learn that if they want to earn, they have to suck. Some of them develop very good skills, and a blessed minority of them actually learn to like it.
This dilemma is easily addressed in Bangkok, of course. Simply get thee down to the Star of Light, and the priestesses there will swallow your crank to your heart's delight, scratching that itch. No need to divorce your GTG because she will not swallow. Just go get a coffee at Starbucks on Surawongse, and make a quick detour up Patpong II. You can literally be in an out of there in ten minutes.
Another downside to marriage to a GTG: it is exceedingly rare to find one that truly loves to get fucked up the ass. Myself, I cannot do it to a girl who is not into it. If the girl is not bucking wildly on my cock embedded up her pooper, if she is not simply enraptured with it, I lose interest very quickly. As those who fuck a lot of asses know, a pussy actually feels better, particularly when it is a young fresh pussy, or a very professional pussy, with exquisite muscle control.
Again, this being Bangkok…. there are solutions for those who are enamoured of the dirty back road, Tulips and Eden being the easiest to patronize.
As for other variations on sexual themes…. Eden covers the threesome quite nicely.
What is left?
Again, speaking only for myself…. I found myself bizarrely ready to have a monogamous relationship with a special girl. I sure did do a lot of fucking to get to this place, though.
I can see how guys who are slaves to their libidos can end up in increasingly bizarre predicaments. I suppose that it just depends on the monger. Some require increasingly perverse stimuli. Others… find their sweet spot, and balance.
View all comments by ma91c1an