I continue to focus on my hugh hefner like lifestyle. I figure if hugh can - then I can. Why is hugh the only guy in the world with multiple girlfriends who share the same bed in the open for the other girls to see. I figure 3somes are cool. Shagging around is cool. I want more. I want to be hugh. Although no progress was specifically made the other night I continue to move forward. Enuff said.
A little birdy told me about the Club Electric Blue 4th anniversary party on Thursday night. I decided to check it out since it is in keeping with my quest and I wanted to see how the new policy was coming along. Although CEB is not perfect - it is one of the better gogo bars in Patpong. Cute girls, good music and not too much hassle, but like BBB points out there is too much begging for ladydrinks from the staff other than the ladies. Having had it out with them once over this I tend to not get hassled anymore but they should fix this and I reminded the owner about it again. Upon the anniversary the girls were to start wearing their new outfits and move towards a Pretty Lady model which would be a first for Patong. Let me tell u how it is going…
The new outfits are in keeping with the japanese school girl style by wearing shorts skirts and belly baring shirts. They look pretty cool and provide a nice but not overly clear view of the assets. The idea was that with the new outfits they would introduce a new pay policy. Girls would get 6,000 baht a month for wearing the outfits and 8,000 baht a month for wearing the new outfits sans panties. Sounds good to me. It seems though that the girls pulled a little revolt and decided that 6,000 baht was not enough so some girls threatened to quit. The pay scale was then moved to the 8k/7k that exists now but this has created another issue. It seems that the girls don’t think it is worthwhile to lose their underwear for 1000 baht extra a month. So as of Thursday there was not one girl dancing without their underwear on. Bummer. I say move it to 10k and 7k so we can see the bald taco. Put some mirrors in on the rail and looks like u will have the best joint in Patpong. Hopefully the management is listening to our free, but qualified advice.
Last thing on CEB. This is from their email they sent around:
We are an old-fashioned kind of place:
Girls that dance!
No Katoeys! (don’t think so)
Party atmosphere!
Reasonable Prices!
Politically Incorrect!
Great Music that YOU like to hear! (I agree - the music is usually pretty good)
Parking right beside us! (In the future this parking lot may save me)
No damned tourist market! (amen but u still have to get by the thai guy who can only say S&M club)
No Hassle, No Hustle! (not quite true folks!)
Teams welcome - we sell beer by the case and are installing a fairly private shower!(pretty cool but have not seen it)
Aside #1 - what is up with Girls Gone Wild dude? With the amount of money he is pulling in getting drunk girls to show some tit one would think he would just settle the cases and move on versus pissing of the judge. Idiot.
Aside #2 - sucks to be Singaporean but not if u are a minister in the government. Let’s see. Singaporeans don’t have free speech, can’t elect their own government and have some of the most expensive minuscule apartments in Asia but it seems the government workers are doing just fine.
later…
Whatever happened to smiling for the camera? It wasn’t *that* bad…
I was pretty sure that was a katoey too. Haven’t been wrong yet, but there’s always a first time…
You’re right about them all wearing panties though. I checked every last one after you beat your hasty retreat. Tough job, but someone’s got to do it…
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I was drunk.
next - I verified the ladyboy since all the girls admit to it.
Let’s hope they straighten this panty thing out soon.
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Re: CEB Pantie thing.
my brand, BTW 
I spotted a prominent snail trail on my black gabardines 
Quite recently (very), after an exceptionally hot thigh-ride from a member of CEB’s ENTHUSIASTIC big-butt team,
Trail? Geez man, Looked like someone had blown their nose on my leg.
(Quick sniff-check for trichonomiasis, to avoid embarrassment to either of us - I am NOTHING if not culturally sensitive
Then I feigned shock and horror to the young athlete for whom I’d been pouring drinks for most of two hours.
The following priceless exchange was in Bkk Thai/ English
“Whoa. Yeah. Sorry Honey. But geez, I toldja I was horny.
More smiles.
I get wet real easy.” (sidelong glance, more drinks more laughter)
“Well, (stoop and sniff: (trich check? ) OK Honey, it’s just pussy juice. Getcher pants off and I’ll take ‘em into the can for a little scrub. (more laughter, more ass display “Or better yet, pay bar and you can play with my whole body for a while
Yeah, really, I get horny running around bare-assed. I mean look at my ass, here. Most men are actually afraid of it.”
“I’m not
More laughter from both of us.
“Really! Most of these these guys like little bodies. Me and my team, we’re the big-ass girls. “Want more?”
She stands up again, steps to the side, plants her hot wet grinner onto the other thigh, looks over her shoulder, licking her lips and smiling.
“Short times’s 3 hours honey. How many condoms you have ? ;-)”
POINT ??? She was NNOT Miss Thailand btu she WAS a big ol’ (26) hot sexy bitch with a terrific attitude and who just couldn’t be bothered with ANY bullshit. Her attitude? Better to go through the play properly than to set up all kinds of jive-assed show-stopper nonsense.
Now, see, THIS is polite. THESE are good manners and THIS is service with a smile. . . . . the kind of salesmanship that wins repeat business.
GO CEB
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