I was in one of Soi Cowboy’s classier bars recently - a contradiction in terms if ever there was one. Anyway, I found myself in the company of the girl with possibly the greatest breasts in all of Thailand. And no, that’s not her in the photo. But she’s of similar proportions, and I thought you guys would appreciate the pic.
Anyway, the inevitable happened, the barfine was paid, and we found ourselves in one of the surprisingly plush hotel rooms at the Penny Black. And to the backing of a Bruce Willis movie on TV (always gets me in the mood, don’t you find?), much fun was had.
Incidentally, why do Thais always feel so compelled to turn the TV on, even when they’re not going to be in a position to watch it?
Anyway, she breathlessly told me in the sweaty aftermath that she was single, was extremely satisfied, and was not only madly in love with me, but would very much like to be my girlfriend. I’d just met her. I don’t particularly want a girlfriend, but as I said - she has possibly the greatest breasts in Thailand.
Advice please.
sounds like you got yourself a girlfriend… dump her when she starts asking for cash/jewelry … may I also suggest the use of a DV cam ?
View all comments by BassFace
Marry them, er, her. Lol.
CV
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make porns! lol
View all comments by anon
you rich foreigner think you re playboys while you can’t seduce woman in your country. sucker
View all comments by bkk
Hmm. “Bad Boy Does Bangkok” on DVD? You really don’t want to see those movies, guys…
Of course I already know what I’m going to do - was just curious as to what you guys would recommend.
And “bkk” - have you seen the women in the UK? You’re welcome to them.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
I reckon the greatest tits in THailand award goes to a girl on Soi Co_boy named SONG who works as a ‘pull’ girl at dundee; if that’s who you’re talking a_out then you’ d _e crazy to marry her _ut it’s a _rilliant idea to ‘_oom _oom’ her; any_ody want to guess which keys are sticking on my key_oard?
View all comments by Binn
Yes i have seen girl in the UK and in bangkok too
i think there is the same proportion of nice girl in both places, but you re not able to seduce them in your country because there you re a looser. so you go where people are poor to be the boss.
have you seen what you look like ?
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Binn: No, not her. I’m not getting married any time soon - there are several million attractive women I have yet to slept with. How did your keyboard get so sticky?
bkk: I’ve seduced plenty in my time, thanks. I’ve dated models in the UK. We’re not talking Elite or Storm chicks, but we’re talking about attractive girls. Not boasting, just establishing my credentials.
You know what? They may have looked good on the outside, but they were a complete pain in the arse.
Thai girls, “working” or otherwise, are a pleasure to be with, thoughtful, attentive, generally slimmer and more attractive, far more sexually open, and damn easy.
Oh, and you have no idea what I look like.
Here’s a free tip by the way - don’t start a slagging match on someone else’s website. If I were the vindictive type, I could very easily edit all of your comments to read “I love teh cock!”. As it is, I think your ignorance is more amusing than anything I could replace it with…
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I love teh cock. That is all.
[This guy isn't the original "bkk", but it was funny enough to keep -- BBB]
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sure, i know what you look like:
http://web.archive.org/web/20060112120036/in.news.yahoo.com/041018/137/2hdga.html
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Wrong, but thanks for playing.
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I do know what BBB looks like, and believe me, it should encourage the homeliest amongst you to get out here, because if this boy can get this amount of action, anybody can.
Thinkof a superannuated “Just William” type, and you’re not far wrong. My guess is he brings out the mothering instinct in them.
Jealous? Moi? Hardly. There are far more hideous prospects bellying up to any bar on Cowboy (amongst them myself) who get just as much action. So please - all you fatties and beakynoses and geeks and bucktooth loners - BKK girls need you! Come on over!
View all comments by Pants Elk
I see I’ve lost the hobbit’s feet and fishermans pants from your last description. I’ll be Brad Pitt before too long if you carry on at this rate.
Or not.
View all comments by Bangkok Bad Boy
The best pair of breasts in Soi Cowboy belong to a dancer in Suzie Wong’s. I know she’s desperate for a husband because she shortlisted me for the position last week. Unfortunatley, I failed the medical. Cold feet.
View all comments by Union Hill
I have come crawling back to beg for help and understanding. All the men here call me farangzilla and I'm desperately in need of a shag. Please, be on the lookout for the largest and most lonely of the farang she-apes or I might have to start exercising and taking care of my appearance.
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@bkk: "Here" being Georgia, USA? I would have thought you'd fit right in.
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