The FARANG Speaks 2 Much

Not sure how much more I have to add to the US post. I will add if I think of other relevant stuff. Either way I was happy to just be back in Thailand. The first morning when I woke up and walked down Suk Soi 4 I was quickly reminded of how good it was to be back when a motorci taxi passed me carrying a young female Thai passenger wearing low cut jeans. I got a nice hint of her black lace underwear. Not a thong but the boyish cut undies in girly fabrics. U know the kind. God I missed them…

Back in action we had to prep for the Big Mango 1 year party, plus I had a lot of paperwork to catch up and I needed to grab a hold of our new - well, project. More later. All this meant I was pretty busy and since I had not had any since leaving for America I was going on about a 2 week dry spell. Everyone was giving me shit and laughing their asses off that even in Bangkok I was struggling. I have reasons for it. Which I will share but I am sure no one will care anyway.

Reason 1:

Barfined from cowboy. Small Chiang Mai hottie. Huge Knocks. I think her boobs were 25% of her total body mass. Amazing. I could not stop touching them. While at home in bed she told me she was 17. Oops. Can’t go there. Next.

Reason 2:

Cowboy. Somewhat drunk. Barfine from Sheba’s. Out cruising other bars. Cutie. Getting ready to get in a cab she mentions that whole time of the month thing. I did not want to break a 2 week dry spell with a BJ so I told her to go home. No tip since she did not activate the early warning system prior to BF. Clause 22 section 3 states that if she allows u to BF without stating that she is on the rag then u are not required to tip. Hell I am thinking of adding a section stating that she should have to refund my barfine money.

Reason 3:

Same night. Trolling cowboy after the bars close. See a cutie from one of the bars that I know. I say go home with me. She says yes. That was tough. Prior to getting in the Taxi we see one of the girls from the same bar, one I have taken before, she tells her friend that she liked me first. My girl then says she can’t go home with me. Folied again due to 2 degrees of seperation. I thought the whole point of the go go bars was to not care about any degrees of seperation? I went home. Defeated.

Reason 4:

Back on planet Silom… I continue to keep working my proper Thai girl (well I thought she was but will save that for another post). We get buzzed. We make out. Lots of touching. Cab ride to my apartment. Game on. Get on the bed. Clothes off. Loving it. Oops. We both discover that little time of the month problem much to our mutual suprise. No BJ offered and none asked for. Crap.

Reason 5:

Barfine on Soi 33. Damn that costs too much. Good time out. Cool girl. Picked up some good new Thai words. We go home. Chat. Listen to music. She says. Is it okay if we don’t have sex since she would rather be friends? What. Jesus. Kill me. No tip. I say do you mind leaving then since I need to get up early and go to Tulip. She says - what is Tulip. I say - a sure thing. She leaves. I watch some porn. Increase the build up.

The next day I wake up at 10:00 am. Text my Tulip regular. She is excited. She says I will be the first for the day and that she is horny. I say I love u 2. 10:30 morning. Tulip. 12:00. Satisfaction. Thank god.

So I walk back to Soi 4 via Sukhumvit. I get stopped but the cops for the second time that week. Will explain later. Thailand is challenging…