Archive for July, 2008

One would think they would be out of bullets by now…

In case those who live in Thailand have not noticed - things are pretty quiet. Yes - it is the low season but it is also the fact that less people are coming to Thailand. No this is not a bitch about the bar business or a low season post - just calling it as I see it. Like I have always said about Thailand, the government, or should we say the lack thereof tends to make the situation worse than it needs to be. I have a few examples but have some other business to attend to first.

Looks like pmmp is on to something with the Mango Game Show - check this:

http://www.juicemag.co.uk/spot-the-ladyboy

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A Less Than Perfect Day by Doctor Bond

Following on from the runaway success of my last blog about life in BKK which was hailed by critics as ‘funnier than anything Pants Elk has ever written despite his shameless promotion of his work in responses to his own blog’ I have decided to put together another typical day, this time focusing on the negative.

Really I should have twigged last night, heat radiating up from inside the toilet bowl is not normal - but I was still half asleep and it didn’t really register.  However climbing into the shower I now find that wherever I point the handle – boiling hot water comes out.  I tell reception but you can see they think I am saying there is no hot water when in fact I am saying there is too much hot water – every tap is giving out hot water – hello – am I making myself clear?  Now they want to send someone to my room – hello? –  how can the fault possibly be in my room?  - someone has made a wrong connection in some plant room somewhere in the hotel – oh, ok – come into my room…. Flush the toilet – ok see?  Hot water! – not right is it?  You’ll fix it?  Good!  You have to go somewhere else to correct the problem?  Really? Continue reading ‘A Less Than Perfect Day by Doctor Bond’

Testicle submission, new club and more parties

Taking some heat over my last post but we move on - comments like this help. The justin G-Club thread keeps growing. Got word of a couple announcements that might interest the club goers - one is a new club in patpong and the other is a special DJ night at Glow. Docbond post is fermenting nicely.

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888, housecleaning, top blogs, mango studios…

So much going on folks - sometimes it is hard for me to keep up with my own life - let alone keep everything rolling on the blog. Fortunately pmmp is on a roll lately and the blog is kicking. Drop by and see the new production from the Mango Studios - The Mango Game Show. Part 1 and part 2. Some funny shit - pmmp gave me my lines for part 3. Should be mesmerizing to say the least. PG with an awesome post yesterday and don’t forget the ever offensive YP on the prowl with tagged. Word is some new material should be coming from his recent trip to the bay of ho’s. Docbond on tap next.

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Mango Game Show - Part 2 - Is she a he? by pmmp

Mango Game Show - Part 1

It’s mayhem at Mango Studios (2nd floor area by the bathroom) as the contestants ready themselves for the first event. YP and the Gang have no troubles rousing up the studio audience as the atmosphere is buzzing. Duck’s family is down from Korat which left just two chairs for Joe’s entourage consisting of Big Baby Kenny with a uni girl he pulled from the Ramkhamhaeng University Library, in the Anatomy section. Let the games begin:

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The Pattaya Ghost - Issue #8: The Patpongization of Pattaya

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Pattaya Ghost Blog

Wander around Pattaya and it looks deserted. But have a stroll through a select few of Pattaya’s bars and they’re doing pretty well for the dead of low season.

“We had another stonkingly busy night last night, looking at the figures,” Deano, co-owner of Coyotee’s A Go-Go off Waking Street told me Saturday. “Don’t know where the customers are coming from though. Walking around Big C North Pattaya yesterday, I thought there must have been an evacuation!”

Clearly Pattaya’s bar hoppers are flocking to quality. Coyotee’s, Happy, New Living Dolls One, Angelwitch, Super Baby and Living Dolls Showcase are all having a fine low season. But there are a handful of other bars managing to bring in the customers by offering a different sort of “quality.”

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Tagged your it - Part 2 by Young Penfold

Part 1 here.

If you are unsure with how tagged works, its piss easy. Easier then getting your cherries licked in the toilets at Cascade. You can upload and put your photos on there and your friends can write comments about them. Also on your profile people can leave comments, give you songs and stuff (sending songs and graphics are super gay - no way on earth should a male partake)

Every now and again Ill comment on a girls photo. Never really make a habit of it. Usually i put joke comments on there as Ive noticed, and Im gonna highlight here, theres so many guys leaving lame and disturbing comments that you gotta stand out from the crowd. Make it work for you.

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Mango Game Show - Part 1 by pmmp

Mango Game Show - Part 2 - Is she a he?

Imagine it’s Thursday evening, prime time television, you turn on Thai Channel 3 and low and behold it’s a live feed from the Big Mango Bar Studios and another week of the new game show sweeping the nation, “Pay Me 10,000!”. Let’s check out this week’s show:
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