Archive for February, 2007

Mango Weekly - 25 February 2007

An interesting reader contribution was posted to the blog this week here about Bisexual Thai Girls by Mochalover. Quite an interesting topic. I know Mochalover and know that it’s all spot on.
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Worked as planned but…

Okay folks. Had to try it. We knew it was coming. We found the location. We kept an eye out for the completion date. We told u the first day it opened but it took me a week to get in there - so to speak. Lolitas Patpong is cool but where are the new girls? Continue reading ‘Worked as planned but…’

Bangkok Guide to picking up Thai Bi-Girls with your Thai Bi-Girlfriend by mbkknowsp4p

I have read with interest and amusement some of your recent posts on Big Mango blog about the difficulties in arranging a threesome each week with your bi girlfriend.

I can REALLY relate to this.

In past 9 months I’ve had two bi girlfriends, one 19yr old Uni student and another hottie from the islands. So - how do you arrange threesomes on a regular basis with your Thai bi girlfriend. For what it is worth, these have been my experiences:

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Baptising the Newbie

“I never even knew any of this was here”, said the newbie.

“What did you think Bangkok was about?”, I asked.

“You know. Temples, markets and stuff”.

“Welcome to Bangkok”.

We drank from our cold bottles of Heineken, admiring the near-perfect curves of one of Baccara’s finest.

“I still can’t get my head around it”, he whimpered - gawping alternately at the topless girls bouncing on the glass ceiling, then at the busty beauty sat on my lap.

“Just forget your hangups”, I said. “Forget that you’re English. Sidestep the stigma. We’ve been paying for sex all of our lives, from a certain point of view. The only difference between England and Bangkok is that over here it’s cheaper, more fun, and the girls are slimmer, younger and more attractive”.

“What do you mean?”

“You take a girl out for dinner back home. Drinks. Flowers. Taxi fares. Jewellery. Holidays. Edible underwear. None of that’s free, is it?”

“Well…”

“And then there’s the question of how highly you value your time. I value my time extremely highly - it’s limited. We’re all born with a coundown timer ticking towards our inevitable death. Who really wants to spend their Saturday afternoons shuffling around IKEA with some chubby girl in the meantime, investigating shelving options?”

“That’s…”

“Buy her a drink to start with”. I gestured towards the stunner with the curves. “The barfine’s six hundred baht. The cutest girls will ask for two thousand short-time, but she should settle for one and a half - you’re not a bad-looking bloke, you’re polite and clean, and you’ve got youth on your side. Total cost, including three hundred for a room down the street, just over two thousand five hundred. That’s less than forty quid, and it’s the most you’ll ever pay - you can get it for a thousand elsewhere, maybe for free if you stick around long enough. This one’s worth it though”.

“Wow. Where is the nearest IKEA, incidentally?”

“Sweden, I think”.

“Cool”.

The daily struggles…

It’s not an easy life this bar thing but sometimes there a few shining moments when u least expect them. Fixing the water with McGyver may be memorable but not exactly fun - I still owe u all that post, but amid the craziness of Bangkok, the normal biz operations and the fabric of characters that make up the day to day - things continue to remain interesting. Last night happened to give birth to another scene worth mentioning.

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Expat hubbies urged to back Isan

Well folks clearly tourism has been stung if we are going to start using Farang/Bargirl relationships as the spokes models for Thailand. U can read all about it here:

http://www.bangkokpost.com/topstories/topstories.php?id=117018

I can see now some of the outtakes that TAT will leave on the cutting room floor:

Husband 1: I met her during the lesbian show at Suzie Wong’s and it seems she licked to lick pussy more than I did. I knew right away she was the one for me. We got married the next weekend right after I bought her from the bar. Best money I have ever spent.

Husband 2: At first it was tough. I mean she was only 18, did not speak a word of English and I was kind of baffled why she also perched herself on the toilet like a bird rather than sitting on it but over time things worked out okay.

Husband 3: I mean my wife is great and all but this living in Isan thing might be something I come to regret. There are no decent pubs around here, no go go bars and her freaking family is spending my pension faster than my first wife’s kids but what can I do?

Husband 4: Yeah life is pretty good once we got past all the visa shit but I still can’t get my banking account open in my name and the land is still in her sister’s name which seems kind of weird. But I still have some business “interests” near Pattaya so I get down there once a month to check in on things and see my other girls. Thailand is amazing.

Is there really any difference? by Arthur

I’ve had a chance to date a few Thai ladies who’ve never worked in a bar and have jobs way outside the nightlife industry. I call them “civilians” as a shorthand term. As expected I have had good and bad times as with anyone else. This is a story that is funny in retrospect but was annoying at the time.

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What Would You Have Done? by Arthur

The Beer Garden (Biergarten) on Sukhumvit Soi 7 is one of my favourite places in Bangkok to meet ladies. I usually go in the afternoon as it opens at lunch time. Unlike Gulliver’s it has a decent selection of ladies all afternoon. Prices for food, drinks and ladies are reasonable and they don’t have
the attitude of many of the indies who work out of posher places like Gulliver’s or the hotel discos. Continue reading ‘What Would You Have Done? by Arthur’




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